In a very unusual summer snowstorm, the town of Fargo, North Dakota was hit with quite an extensive blizzard. Fargo's ABC affiliate, Channel 99, reported that the storm nicknamed The Yukon Yuckmaker Blizzard hit at 3:23 am, as Fargonians were all…
NEW YORK CITY - (Business Satire) - The Wendy's Corporation has addressed the rumor that began in Wisconsin, that one of their fast food outlets is selling Blizzards that have been known to contain traces of snow. The American Food News Agency fir…
PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
Boris Karloff Johnson, the Mayor of London is to cover London and the Home Counties with 4 metres of snow on Monday with a M.O.D. atomic snow bomb. On looking through the accounts it was found that there was a 10 billion pounds surplus which must be...
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - The tremendous snowstorms that have struck the United States have taken a toll on the ice cream business as noted by Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine. Tucker spoke with Dairy Queen spokesperson Columbus Vee and...
Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...
SOUTHEASTERN, Algeria - Algeria's national weather agency has commented that as astounding as it seems, a full-blown blizzard has hit the Sahara Desert dumping 13 inches of snow on the sand. Reports are that it is the very first time that snow has...
EDINA, Minnesota - Dairy Queen was founded in 1940, and in all that time it has seen its share of improvements that helped to boost its customer numbers. DQ has 6,000 restaurants throughout the world with many more in the planning stages. A corpor...
CHICAGO - According to The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, the name Nemo has just surpassed the names Liam, Noah and Mason as the most popular new male baby name in the United States. Bagby B. Buckleybox, a rep...
NEW YORK CITY - The mayor of the Big Apple, Michael Bloomberg has just informed the news media that he has been in contact with several mayors of East Coast cities regarding the horrific blizzards. He spoke with the mayors of Philadelphia, Baltimo...
For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the onl...
Hamilton, BERMUDA - Emergency relief supplies are headed to the island nation of Bermuda in the North Atlantic Ocean as a once-in-a-lifetime blizzard is quickly crossing the United States. The snow that is blanketing a third of the US is expected to...
Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...
Mr. Snow Miser who played, well the 'Snow Miser', on the hit Christmas television special, The Year Without a Santa Claus, discovered to his dismay that he has been put on the TSA's 'No Fly' list. Mr. Miser, who was trying to get back to his hom...
US Meteorologists are saying that a major storm front bringing blizzard conditions to almost a dozen states so far is expected to cross the Atlantic and land on Britain's doorstep come Tuesday. "I've not seen anything like it in my 32-year career...
Meteorologists, or Weather Forecasters, as they like to refer to themselves as, have always found it hard to keep their audiences happy. If they say it is going to be sunny and it rains, the first people to be blamed are the forecasters. Forecast some really bad weather and get people preparing for the worst only to realize that they had it all wrong is a forecaster's worst nightmare. The ugly vie...
The Sony Corporation today denied any involvement with the arctic weather conditions which have dogged the entire northern hemisphere recently. The blizzards which have lashed the United States, Europe, and much of Asia, as far south as Texas, Bar...
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