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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) - One of country music’s most popular couples recently recorded a political public service announcement. Blake and Gwen spoke with a Channel 96 Eye Spectator News reporter, and asked their millions and millions…

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Funny story: Gwen Stefani Says She Hopes to Be Mrs. Blake Shelton by Thanksgiving Day

Gwen Stefani Says She Hopes to Be Mrs. Blake Shelton by Thanksgiving Day

NASHVILLE – (Music Satire) - Gwen Stefani was in Nashville getting her hair done, when she was approached by a reporter with the Rolling Stone. The country singer was asked how her minor surgery had gone. She replied that it went great, and that h…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Latest Single About Miranda Lambert Has Just Made it to #1

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Latest Single About Miranda Lambert Has Just Made it to #1

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Country Music’s reigning hot couple has just been informed by Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine that their new hit, titled “You Helped Me To Get Over Miranda Quicker Than It Takes a Flea to Pee”, has just topped the Billboard Hot 100 Musi…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani's Duet Tops The Billboard Country Music Chart

Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani's Duet Tops The Billboard Country Music Chart

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Throughout the years, the world of country music has seen a lot of very popular duets, from Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers, to Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood. But the newest country duet on the horizon has just hit the jack...

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Funny story: Country Singer Blake Shelton Says That This Sheltering-in-Place Policy Has Quadrupled His Beer Consumption

Country Singer Blake Shelton Says That This Sheltering-in-Place Policy Has Quadrupled His Beer Consumption

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – The 43-year-old country music singer, Blake Shelton, says that he really misses performing before a live audience. Shelton said that he and his girlfriend, Gwen Stefani, and a bunch of her kids, are sheltering-in-place at hi...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Says That He And Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Are Just Good Friends

Blake Shelton Says That He And Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Are Just Good Friends

LOS ANGELES - Country music recording artist and star of The Voice Blake Shelton has said that he wants to clear up a matter that the media has grabbed a hold of. Shelton, who is married to fellow country artist Miranda Lambert, told Buck Yazoo wi...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...

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Funny story: The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

Blake Shelton To Perform At The White House - But Under One Very Strict Condition

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has confirmed that country music artist Blake Shelton will be performing at an upcoming White House Hoedown. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax informed the White House press corps that the one stipulation th...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

NASHVILLE - Country recording artist Blake Shelton, who also appears as a mentor on the hit show The Voice has come out and voiced his opinion regarding his divorce. Shelton sitting in a Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville told Yippie-Ki-Yay M...

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