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Funny story: The Sales of Gwen Stefani's Hot Designer Short Shorts Are Going Through The Roof

The Sales of Gwen Stefani's Hot Designer Short Shorts Are Going Through The Roof

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – America's newest newlywed bride has just learned that the sales of her extremely sexy designer short shorts are selling at an amazing pace. Gwen Stefani, who has now become Mrs. Blake Shelton, spoke with Pico de Gal…

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Funny story: All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

All The Details on The Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Country-Style Wedding of The Decade

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle was invited to attend the country western wedding of the decade on Blake Shelton's 13,716 acre Yippee-Ki-Yay Ranch. After six years of living together, country singers…

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Funny story: The Bunkhouse Bitches Band Is Named The Best New Female Country Band in The USA

The Bunkhouse Bitches Band Is Named The Best New Female Country Band in The USA

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The highly-reputable country music publication Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just named The Bunkhouse Bitches Band as the Best New Female Country Band in the nation. The three band members who first met, while attending Jo…

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Funny story: The Voice Is Upset at The Big Feud Between Judges Blake Shelton and John Legend

The Voice Is Upset at The Big Feud Between Judges Blake Shelton and John Legend

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the NBC hit show “The Voice" are very upset, and are working overtime dealing with damage control on the popular show. Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen spoke with Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, and…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Reveal a Pubic Region Secret

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – America’s number one country music couple, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, recently talked to Yippee-Ki-Yay’s, Voodoo Dupree on their ranch in Oklahoma. The couple, who both appear as judges on “The Voice”, s…

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Funny story: The 19th Season Finale Winner of “The Voice" Surprised Millions of Viewers

The 19th Season Finale Winner of “The Voice" Surprised Millions of Viewers

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, said that the finale of this year's “The Voice” was the best ever, and it surprised millions of the show's fans. The night’s first performer was 15-year-old Carter Rubin,…

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Funny story: The Producers of “The Voice” Apologize to The Millions of Unhappy Viewers

The Producers of “The Voice” Apologize to The Millions of Unhappy Viewers

HOLLYWOOD – (Entertainment Satire) – In what pundits are billing as the greatest fiasco television mess since The Price is Right Pricing Scandal of 1961, the producers have issued a wholehearted apology. Chief Executive Producer Bernardo J. Capito…

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Funny story: 'The Voice' Results Infuriate Millions of Fans

'The Voice' Results Infuriate Millions of Fans

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The 19th season of the singing competition show, “The Voice”, has just become the most controversial ever. In a move that fans described as stupid, dumb, and even Trumpian, the producers, for reasons known only to Bravo…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Can Hardly Wait For The Start of Their Country Valentine’s Music Tour

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) – The two country lovebirds are so looking forward to their upcoming 2021 Country Valentine’s Music Tour. Blake and Gwen announced to Boom Boom News that they have booked the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band to b…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Urge Their Fans to Vote Against Donald J. Trump

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – (Satire News) - One of country music’s most popular couples recently recorded a political public service announcement. Blake and Gwen spoke with a Channel 96 Eye Spectator News reporter, and asked their millions and millions…

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Funny story: Gwen Stefani Says She Hopes to Be Mrs. Blake Shelton by Thanksgiving Day

Gwen Stefani Says She Hopes to Be Mrs. Blake Shelton by Thanksgiving Day

NASHVILLE – (Music Satire) - Gwen Stefani was in Nashville getting her hair done, when she was approached by a reporter with the Rolling Stone. The country singer was asked how her minor surgery had gone. She replied that it went great, and that h…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Latest Single About Miranda Lambert Has Just Made it to #1

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani’s Latest Single About Miranda Lambert Has Just Made it to #1

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Country Music’s reigning hot couple has just been informed by Yippee-Ki-Yay magazine that their new hit, titled “You Helped Me To Get Over Miranda Quicker Than It Takes a Flea to Pee”, has just topped the Billboard Hot 100 Musi…

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Funny story: Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani's Duet Tops The Billboard Country Music Chart

Blake Shelton & Gwen Stefani's Duet Tops The Billboard Country Music Chart

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Throughout the years, the world of country music has seen a lot of very popular duets, from Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers, to Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood. But the newest country duet on the horizon has just hit the jack...

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Funny story: Country Singer Blake Shelton Says That This Sheltering-in-Place Policy Has Quadrupled His Beer Consumption

Country Singer Blake Shelton Says That This Sheltering-in-Place Policy Has Quadrupled His Beer Consumption

TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – The 43-year-old country music singer, Blake Shelton, says that he really misses performing before a live audience. Shelton said that he and his girlfriend, Gwen Stefani, and a bunch of her kids, are sheltering-in-place at hi...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Says That He And Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Are Just Good Friends

Blake Shelton Says That He And Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Are Just Good Friends

LOS ANGELES - Country music recording artist and star of The Voice Blake Shelton has said that he wants to clear up a matter that the media has grabbed a hold of. Shelton, who is married to fellow country artist Miranda Lambert, told Buck Yazoo wi...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers. One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell o...

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Funny story: The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

The Country Music Bureau Makes A Big Statement About Beer

NASHVILLE - One of the most respected organizations in country music, The Country Music Bureau has just made a monumental announcement. CMB President Blanchard "Buck" Buxtonhouse, stated to the news media that the CMB is issuing a directive which...

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