What to do in the Grand Canyon if:
you are confronted by a black bear-
Calmly stand your ground and fight back. Do not run as they will chase you.
a rock slide occurs above you-
Quickly try to determine where the rock slide is coming down and run horizontally in the opposite direction.
you are walking along the street and a car with California rental license plates is coming towards you...
Returning from an over night kayaking trip out in the islands near where I was working I had a short margin of time to get through a narrow pass between an island and the mainland before it got too shallow to paddle through even in a kayak. Glacier Bay was famous for having 20 to 25 foot tidal changes at times. I missed my margin by at least a half hour. I now had a ten hour wait be...
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