SANTA FE, New Mexico - Sitting in the governor's mansion Casa Cactus, Governor Bill "The Pill" Richardson flat out refused to issue a state pardon for one of the most notorious outlaws to ever wreak havoc upon the American Wild West. Billy The Kid...
Kim Jong Il is said to still be talking about the wonderful visit he had with his "American GI buddy" earlier this month. Those who know Kim Jong Il intimately claim that it was no coincidence that Richardson was chosen to travel to North Korea to di...
While most states have official state birds, state trees, state songs, or state mottos, New Mexico has now decided that they need an official state food. This new choice fits in well with the official state question ("Red or Green?") as it deals wit...
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has announced plans to increase tax rates on several items in order to balance the state budget. The budget was balanced and the state had a surplus before Richardson took office, but is now in huge economic crisi...
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, who has also served as a cabinet member and U.N. Ambassador and was a presidential candidate, has signed the Hispanic Education Act into law. Public Education Secretary Veronica Garcia said that "the act is neede...
Citing the growing economic crisis, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Harry Potter to a key position in his cabinet. Potter will serve as Deputy Secretary of Commerce. "We need change in Washington," said Obama as he announced the selection...
When Gary Johnson was Governor of the State of New Mexico, the ecomony within the state was thriving. There was a balanced budget. There was no state debt. There was a state surplus. Shortly after his successor, Bill Richardson took over, he in...
New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...
New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...
IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...
Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...
HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...
Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...
In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
The state of New Mexico in the southwestern United States has banned the sport of cockfighting. This has been a form of entertainment in that region of the country for several years among small towns and Hispanics. In the sport, chickens with razor...
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