NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a perfect example, of how someone can one day be on top of the world and the next day, be in the darkest cess pool imaginable meet Bill O'Reilly. Such is what happened to the man who was as arrogant, and as sarca…
NEW YORK CITY – Several former female employees at Fox News have hired high-profile attorneys, and are going to hammer the so-called “Fair & Balanced” news network. As many former viewers have pointed out, “Faux News” has never, ever been fair…
Bill O'Reilly has quickly realized he can't control the unflattering pictures of him the media have published alongside stories of his alleged sexual harassment of colleagues. So, he decided to do the one thing he could do to improve his appearance:...
As the holiday season approaches, Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reiley will, as usual, warn Americans about the "secular progressive" war on Christmas. O'Reiley, on his program "The O'Reiley Factor, has charged that the secular left wants to ignore...
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam's giant planet computer in Hitchhik...
"They are in the business to injure," Mr. O'Reilly added. "This is a political hit job." "Bill O'Reilly, Fox News Host, Fights Back at Claims of Exaggerated Stories ," Feb. 22, 2015 You're only embattled if you did something wrong. And I, your humble correspondent, didn't do anything wrong. I just report the facts as I see them but I do want to make a few things clear. * I never apologi...
A new study by the Institute For Audience Analysis shows that Fox News viewers do not have the brains or lifestyles that would enable them to understand the balanced news reporting in The other Sunday news programs: Broadcast Sunday Morning News S...
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he's still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O'Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator reduces Barney to abject bemusement regarding Frank's far-left socialist-welfarist-eco-freakian™ "Big Lie" about the sky being blue. In case you weren't...
According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...
Hollywood, CA Stacy Dash, Clueless actress, recently filed a report for Fox News stating that the Democratic Party was guilty of having a "plantation mentality," in reference to Democrats providing public assistance to citizens giving the Democrats c...
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - FOX News talking head Bill O'Reilly was arrested last light in downtown Albuquerque for a number of charges, including Impersonating a Police Officer. "We discovered Mr. O'Reilly in a downtown alley with a sharp long wire. He...
David Letterman, 66, the longest-running host in late-night television history, announced that he will retire from his CBS show in 2015, the latest shakeup in the late-night lineup. Immediately, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Elisabeth Hasselbeck an...
NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly, talk show host at FOX News, has just informed fellow FOX newser Greta Van Sustern that he could possibly decide to run for the office of president. O'Reilly, who is a staunch Republican, told GOPicky Magazine that he...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Many fans who tuned in to watch Super Bowl XLVIII suddenly saw President Obama sitting in the White House talking to FOX talk show host Bill O'Reilly. Most of the viewers at first wondered if there had been some kind of electron...
WASHINGTON -- For years, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has been trying to save Christmas from all the pinheads who want to destroy the country by wishing people "Happy holidays." He has called the greeting "insulting to Christian America" and bemoaned...
We've all heard the line in commercials for erectile dysfunction: "If you have an erection lasting over four hours, call your physician." But according to Bill O'Rection, of FOX News, don't bother to call Obamacare, which, according to the aging pu...
NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter had dinner with Tabitha Tula Wishywater a reporter with GOPicky Magazine. The GOP political maven was asked if she has any political aspirations. Coulter put down her fork, giggled, and said, "Oh no. I am a fantastic...
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