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Funny story: The wicked witch of Silicon Valley and his flying mosquitoes

The wicked witch of Silicon Valley and his flying mosquitoes

While mixing a new genetic nano brew in his cauldron, Bill Gates (otherwise known as The Wicked Witch of Silicon Valley) was chanting a few phrases in Aramaic, summoning all the demons of big money, computer tech, and rabid viruses that no one but he…

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Funny story: Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses

Bill gifts China with what it can never get enough of: viruses

Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…

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Funny story: A Correction: Bill Gates Was NOT Fucking One of His Cows

A Correction: Bill Gates Was NOT Fucking One of His Cows

Gates owns land in California where he can put his feet up and enjoy his wealth … but, alas, without his wife. Since Melinda left town dragging her pre-nup behind her, Bill has been a little lonely. And he can’t call up his buddy Jeffery no more ‘…

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Funny story: Computer Says No

Computer Says No

My computer asked me the other day if I was human. And then it gave me a test for me to prove myself human. I took a pen and a piece of paper and scribbled a test for the computer for it to prove to me that it was a computer. It refused to take…

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Funny story: Screaming Layoffs for Big Stuffed Checks

Screaming Layoffs for Big Stuffed Checks

Big companies need big paychecks, so Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and others are laying off tons of workers. “It’s not us, it’s the recession … it’s a much better excuse than blaming the rich,” said one source who ran screaming from my microphone.

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Funny story: Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas

Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas

Bill Gates is in Australia, and the kangaroos and koalas are scared. Since Bill isn’t just a computer geek anymore – he’s all things to all people – he has gone down under to inject a new type of serum into kangaroos and koala bears to “see how th…

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Funny story: He Who Hesitates Is … A Little Prick

He Who Hesitates Is … A Little Prick

Are you hesitant? Do you say one thing and then stop to think about it, and maybe change your mind? Do you think you have that right? Well, you don’t. When someone tells you to do something, you do it and do NOT question … or else … Do you like wh…

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Funny story: Do You See What Bill Sees?

Do You See What Bill Sees?

Bill Gates is currently working on another piece of revolutionary technology that we’ll all be wanting sooner than now! An optical microchip of some sort that people will have implanted into their eyeballs – and which will allow Bill (and his budd…

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Funny story: Fart Your Way to Riches!

Fart Your Way to Riches!

With people around the world willingly carrying tracking devices on their persons (aka, telephones), governments and Bill Gates want to know what else people will happily carry with them wherever they go. And also: how to solve any energy crisis?…

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Funny story: King Harvey Heads Back to Tinsel Town and a Secret Billionaire Island

King Harvey Heads Back to Tinsel Town and a Secret Billionaire Island

Harvey Weinstein will soon be released from prison, but not due to good behavior or pulling political strings, but because Hollywood wants him to produce his own life story! “I’m Just A Lonely Boy: The Harvey Weinstein Story” will depict Harvey as…

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Funny story: Billy’s Hot Geek Injection Tour 2022

Billy’s Hot Geek Injection Tour 2022

Who wants to hop on the Bill Gates Tour 2002? Billy boy is in Kenya, where he’ll meet with leaders and lots of little kids who are begging for Bill’s needle in their arms. Then he’ll head on over to Madagascar, South Africa, The Gambia, the Congo…

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Funny story: Bored Bill, the NFT “Artist”

Bored Bill, the NFT “Artist”

Bill Gates is just getting richer! He has finally figured out how to draw his own face (or pay someone to do it for him) so that he too can join the cyber art world and create his first NFT! You will soon be able to bid on NFTs of Bill dressed…

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Funny story: You Don't Own Your Computer, Big Billy Does!

You Don't Own Your Computer, Big Billy Does!

My computer has, once again, shown that I do not own it, but that it owns me. I bought it last week, just a little laptop to do some writing on, no need for apps or games or talking to strangers on the other side of the world. I needed a typewrit…

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Funny story: Breaking News Flash: Bill Gates is NOT a doctor

Breaking News Flash: Bill Gates is NOT a doctor

After a thorough investigation into the biography of Bill Gates, it has been discovered that he holds absolutely no medical degree whatsoever. In fact, reports tell that Mr. Gates is a school dropout from Harvard University! Further investigation…

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Funny story: Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024

Bill Gates' farmland purchases inspire Biden run for president 2024

Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…

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Funny story: Microsoft’s Bill Gates Fined For Sending R-Rated Emails

Microsoft’s Bill Gates Fined For Sending R-Rated Emails

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bill Gates has just learned that just because he is one of the world’s richest men, does not mean that he can just go around doing whatever the hell he wants. Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle broke the story…

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Funny story: Bill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan

Bill Gates Wife Says She Wants $100 Billion or Else The Shit Hits The Fan

SEATTLE, Washington – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has disclosed that Bill and Melinda Gates are worth $128 billion. Reporter Taffeta Kixx stated that she recently interviewed the soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Bill Gates at her luxuriously amazing mansion called…

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