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Funny story: Viral video shows football coach exhibiting human behavior

Viral video shows football coach exhibiting human behavior

The Primatology World is abuzz this morning over a video that captured New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick take hold of the wrist of Quarterback Mac Jones and lead him away at the conclusion of the football game last Sunday. The video, sho…

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Funny story: Little Billy Belichick and his women: The Genius Life

Little Billy Belichick and his women: The Genius Life

Back in 1976, Debbie Clark Belichick made the team! Coach Bill’s home team that is! She won the job of starting 1st mate, and she managed to keep it for almost 30 years. But that’s not her sole claim to fame. Debbie is a great success in her own righ…

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Funny story: Watertown Man demands chance to start at QB for the Pats

Watertown Man demands chance to start at QB for the Pats

Mark Pettiglio is a good natured, easy-going guy – most of the time that is. His disposition soured after watching Cam Newton play quarterback for his favorite team last season. Mark wasn’t impressed. “He was missing on passes behind the line of…

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady

The New England Patriots Have Just Signed Cam Newton To Replace Tom Brady

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – There is joy in Bean Town today, as free agent quarterback, Cam Newton, has just been signed by the New England Patriots. The ex-Carolina Panther was thrilled beyond belief. He told his agent that he is as happy as kang…

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Funny story: Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again

Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – One of the NFL’s most successful all-time quarterback/receiver duos is being reunited. Long-time New England Patriots teammates and best friends, Tom Brady and Ron Gronkowski, will once again get to thrill football fan...

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Funny story: Bill Belichick Leaving Patriots To Join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd.

Bill Belichick Leaving Patriots To Join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd.

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Belichick, head coach for the New England Patriots, announced today that he is leaving the Patriots, effective immediately, to join Green Leaf Cannabis, Ltd. Belichick, whose resume includes six Super Bowl victories with t...

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Funny story: Brady - Belichick Wife Swap Falls Through

Brady - Belichick Wife Swap Falls Through

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today, Slim Everdingle, spokesperson for the NFL, announced that the pending wife-swap between New England Patriots' Tom Brady and Coach Bill Belichick did not meet league rules governing such trades. Citing "technical difficul...

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Funny story: PrankGate? Patriots' Gostkowski Terrorizing NFL Via Prank Calls

PrankGate? Patriots' Gostkowski Terrorizing NFL Via Prank Calls

First there was SpyGate, then there was DeflateGate, and now… PrankGate? It's common knowledge amongst NFL fans that the New England Patriots seek out innovative and creative ways to gain a competitive advantage - often blurring the line between g...

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Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...

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Funny story: Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4

Bill Belichick to Quarterback Game 4

Due to the concussions suffered by his third string quarterback and his emergency replacement, Bill Belichick, head coach of the New England Patriots will play that position for his team next Sunday when they host the Buffalo Bills. "it's a n...

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Funny story: Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Belichick Bets Infamous "Half-Sleeved Hoodie" on Championship Game

Foxborough, MA - During Friday's post-practice interview, Patriot's head coach, Bill Belichick stated that he would "bet my hoodie that we take home the AFC championship this year." These are strong words from a reserved coach who has coached th...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Explains Why He Visited A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has gone on record as saying that he is tired of his team finishing 8-8 for the last three years. Jones remarked to Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has spent billions...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...

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Funny story: The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...

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Funny story: New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick Denies New Cheating Charge

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is denying the recent allegations that he used an electronic sound monitoring device to listen in on the opposing team's huddles. According to Sports Balls Illustrated Daily the state-of-the-art dev...

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Funny story: Flowers Portend Patriot Future

Flowers Portend Patriot Future

PEACHTREE, ATLANTA- Playing in an igloo with Mattie Ice could be a chilling experience for Bill Belichick's hothouse flowers. The New England Patriots may be ripe for the plucking. Flores por los muertos? You may have a bunch soon. Experts and...

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Funny story: Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

Belichick-Fearing Patriots Turn into Fraidy Cats

BACK ALLEY/GILLETTE STADIUM - The New England Patriots are running scared. They are also passing scared. Unfortunately, the Pats have everything to fear, including fear itself. The New England team has had a string of bad luck, and a string of bad...

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