LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, reports that after interviewing the newly-elected governor of Arkansas, she can say that she is just as hate-filled, and as just as evil as her idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The youngest and most decent son of Melania and Donaldo Trump, Barron, appeared on "The View." He was asked by head host Whoopie Goldberg if he enjoys being a member of the Trump family. The 15-year-old who tower…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The BuzzFuzz News Agency, along with dozens of other high profile news agencies, are all reporting that The Trumpturd was so damn nervous during his four-hour hearing that the 345¼ pound Tub of Lard, ate nine (9) McDon…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Secret Service agents that were assigned to protect Trump from the tens of millions of people, Democrats, Independents, and even more Republicans than anyone would ever believe, have revealed a secret that the m…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, has finally revealed exactly what Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump overdosed on during his visit to Britain three years ago. "Oh my word, as I recall, Mr. Trump, and I do use the term Mr. extremely loo…
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - (Satire News) - The woman who Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump trusted more than even one of his own sons Eric, was the disheveled fake blonde Kellyanne Conway. The 55-year-old Kellyanne, told Tucker "The Creep" Carlson that one…
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza Sports is reporting that Zimbabwean native, LeBrondo Yuvama, has just received a contract extension. The Oklahoma City Thunder center, has just renegotiated his contract, which now calls for him to…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The McDonalds Corporation has always listened to the buying public. In a move that will most assuredly increase Mickey D's burger sales, the big burger giant is now selling Diet Big Macs. The new burger only h…
Moscow, Russia - Boris Meatchewski watched his television in anguish as many Western Corporations were shutting their doors in Russia. Why? The next day, Mr. Meatchewski's local MacDonald's, said they would be shutting their doors, too. "With no…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – D.J. Trump appeared with his all-time favorite news host, Maria Bartiromo and told her that he has no idea where the rumor came from, but he is not now, nor has he ever been a member of the U.S. Nazi Federation. Bar…
HOLLYWOOD – Caitlyn Jenner, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Pia Confetti, with Celebrity Globe Magazine, that just after Trump won the Electo…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The President’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, says that he is very concerned about Trump having gained 47 pounds since getting soundly defeated in the presidential election. The doctor said that Trump has a…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The McDonalds board of directors recently had their big summer meeting and came up with a possible name change to their top-selling burger. The directors are considering changing the name of the Big Mac burger. The Bi…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprise move that even caught Trump’s top aide, Kellyanne Conway, and his number one ass-kisser, Sean Hannity, by surprise, the President has commented that he is considering pardoning alleged sexual predator, Bill Cosby.
In news that will be, to people all over the US, somewhat unbelievable, it's been announced that McDonalds, the world's most popular fast food chain, and personal favorite of President Donald Trump, has been given the go-ahead to set up an outlet in...
NEW YORK CITY – The McDonalds Corporation has stated that they, like all fast food restaurants, are losing a tremendous amount of business. The New York World Register newspaper is reporting that people are not going out to eat because of the COVI...
NEW DELHI, India – President Trump landed at the Ravi Shankar International Airport and was greeted by a crowd estimated to be about 95 or maybe 98, including two dozen or so airport workers. It was very windy as the president waved to the crowd m...
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