LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the most beloved comedian/actresses of all time has gone to that great television studio in the sky. The “First Lady of Television," Betty White passed away days short of her 100th birthday. According to LaL…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – After gunfire broke out at a Washington Nationals – San Diego Padres game causing a mini-stampede, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, says that the culprit has been caught. The shooter, whose name was not released, all…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who is known as America’s #1 shock jock entertainer just stated on his radio show that Trump will end up wearing an orange jumpsuit, and sitting in the “Big House” by Easter Bunny Day. Howard said that he's…
It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...
Things are hotting up in a South Florida offices' 'death pool' after new member of staff, Kevin Ball wagered $200 on former Golden Girl Betty White to pip current favorites Joan Rivers and Larry King to the grave. "I feel good about Betty's prosp...
LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - In a highly secret, behind the scenes, "blue blood grass effort", the sport of Fox Hunting is being touted as the next new Summer Olympic event. An unidentified source has revealed several highly influential supporters from...
NEW YORK CITY - Contrary to some recent rumors, 92-year-old Betty White was not born in a log cabin in Illinois. The elderly actress was born in Oak Park, Illinois in an accredited hospital. White was in the news recently when a team of archaeo...
HOLLYWOOD - Many celebrities from yesteryear have gotten a boost to their careers by appearing on Dancing With The Stars and Justin Bieber is just smart enough to realize that fact. Bieber knows that his career has been spiraling downward at a spe...
EL PASO - Actress Betty White was detained for a couple of hours by the United States customs agents in the port city of El Paso, Texas after crossing over from Juarez, Mexico. A representative with the U.S. Immigration Department stated that the...
NEW YORK CITY - The verbal volcano has erupted and actor Alec Baldwin and TV talk show host Anderson Cooper are going at each other like a cat and a dog. The problem started when Baldwin suggested that Anderson needed to color his hair because he...
LOS ANGELES - Heidi Montag, AKA The Queen of Plastic, has just announced that her, Betty White, 91, and Cloris Leachman, 87, have all agreed to star in a new television series on the Epitome Television Network. The comedy-drama is titled The Vampi...
Ellen Stratton, age 73, was Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for its December 1959 issue. She was also the first Playmate of the Year for 1960 and she fully endorses Bernie Sanders for 2016. Ms. Stratton stated the reason for supporting Be...
The highest Court in the land voted unanimously to overturn the Friggin' FCC's fines from networks for showing nudity and swearing on TV, in violation of their indecency policy. The case stems from fines for language and revealing shots that typic...
LOS ANGELES - Betty White, at the age of 90, is one of the few people in America who is older than GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul. Ms. White is best noted for having starred in the popular sit-com The Mary Tyler Moore Show where she portrayed...
LOS ANGELES - Kathy Griffin has admitted that the stress from appearing on the cable show My Life On The D List has finally gotten to her. She was recently at the Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills where she was getting her hair done. Her hai...
BEVERLY HILLS - Betty White just recently celebrated her 90th birthday and the feisty Hollywood gal does not show any signs of slowing down. She is seriously considering an offer to appear in next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars as well...
A new species of horned dinosaur known as Spinops sternbergorum has been discovered in the vaults of the Natural History Museum. This astounding news was announced at a press conference by the museum Public Information Officer, Reginald Crotch. H...
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