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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out of The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Well as they say the squeaky wheel gets the grease and in this case all of Lindsay Lohan's four wheels were squeaky. According to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo, the executive director and staff at The Henry & Betty...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up. Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might no...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

Former writer for TheSpoof.com, known only as "Ethan" has left to become Ron Paul's speech writer. His first assignment was used today in a policy speech on terrorism by Paul on the campaign trail in Davenport Iowa.

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Funny story: Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

A spokesperson for the Betty Ford Center has announced the opening of the new Sanjaya wing, devoted to young people of questionable, still-burgeoning talent who are catapulted into a position of wealth and fame without cultivating the coping skills r...

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Funny story: Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Fat Robbie's Drugs Heartache

Hollywood. Little known English "popstar" Robbie Williams was today sensationally admitted to the Henry Ford clinic, a Los Angeles based treatment center for bloated has beens and tattooed freaks.

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Funny story: Haley Joel Osment to Enter Ford Clinic

Haley Joel Osment to Enter Ford Clinic

GLENDALE, Calif. -- Haley Joel Osment is checking into the Ford Clinic, following his July 28th arrest stemming from a July 20th accident. The single-car accident occurred at about 1 a.m. as Osment was driving home alone, struck a mailbox and flippe...

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