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Funny story: Sanders and AOC on the Coronavirus: “Capitalism Kills; Socialism Saves.”

Sanders and AOC on the Coronavirus: “Capitalism Kills; Socialism Saves.”

Bernie Sanders is baffled by, and enraged with, what the world is missing about COVID-19: “Isn’t it amazing,” he observed, “that Cuba and Venezuela, both of which I have long admired, have had so few deaths from the virus?” He is proposing that the...

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Funny story: 140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

$140 trillion is not a misprint. It is 9am, and you heard it here first. Here’s how it occurred. At a hastily-convened 6am meeting, President Trump told his cabinet that he “realized” when he was twittering at 3am, that, for $10 trillion, we could...

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Funny story: Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One

Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden invited Pocahontas and Kamala (Breath) Harris to meet with him at Democrat Election Headquarters so that he might interview them, side-by-side, for the job of Vice-President. As usual, he had his adopted rescue dog, Majo...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Bernie Sanders Insists His Endorsement of Joe Biden Almost as Enthusiastic as His 2016 Endorsement of Hillary Clinton

Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Endorses Joe Biden Setting The Stage For A Vicious, No-Holds-Barred, Free-For-All Campaign Against Donald Trump

Bernie Sanders Endorses Joe Biden Setting The Stage For A Vicious, No-Holds-Barred, Free-For-All Campaign Against Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – The man known as the “Bern” went on live stream and endorsed the man known as “Capt. Blue Collar.” Bernie Sanders said that if he had to endure another four years of Trump’s Day Care presidency, he thinks that he would rather move...

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Funny story: Absence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy

Absence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy

After presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was recorded describing his preferred means of sexually harassing women, and Democratic front-runner Joe Biden was alleged to have sexually assaulted former staffer Tara Reade, the lack of any sexual...

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Funny story: Biden Denies Wearing Codpiece In Sanders Debate

Biden Denies Wearing Codpiece In Sanders Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden is famous for having a mouth that writes checks his ass can’t cash. After introducing President Obama at the signing ceremony for healthcare reform, he turned and embraced his boss while whispering into Obama’s ear: “T...

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Funny story: Joe Biden’s Latest Three Big Primary Victories Could Mean It’s ‘Adios’ Time For Bernie Sanders

Joe Biden’s Latest Three Big Primary Victories Could Mean It’s ‘Adios’ Time For Bernie Sanders

DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden and his wife Jill were both smiling from ear-to-ear after seeing on television that he had scored a tremendous knock-out in Super Tuesday’s Democratic Primary. Biden won in three huge states, Florida, Illinois, and Ariz...

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Funny story: Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election

Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election

What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don't have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don't have to be a socialist to like Bernie. The Swamp has refil...

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Funny story: Hold your nose apparatus to be available for the November election

Hold your nose apparatus to be available for the November election

An American tradition over the past several decades has at last delivered a product promising big returns for the manufacturer. Candidates running for high office, especially in recent years, have been noticed as having something of an odor trail...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

Joe Biden Wrestles with Crippling Case of Imposter Syndrome

“Sometimes, I wonder how I even ended up running for vice president - I mean president,” said an incredulous Joe Biden regarding his bid for the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election. “I’m not even that smart.” Despite the support and endors...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Has Definitive Proof That Bernie Sanders Was Born In Kenya

Donald Trump Says He Has Definitive Proof That Bernie Sanders Was Born In Kenya

WASHINGTON – El Presidente, as President Donald Trump is referred to in Spanish Harlem, has just discovered something that he says will cause Bernie Sanders to drop out of the Democratic Presidential Primary Race. POTUS smiled from ear-to-ear as h...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Warren Got Clobbered In The South Carolina Primary and Now Wonders Why Voters Just Don’t Like Her

Elizabeth Warren Got Clobbered In The South Carolina Primary and Now Wonders Why Voters Just Don’t Like Her

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The woman that President Trump nicknamed “Pocahontas” got soundly beaten at the voting booths. Warren finished in 5th place with just 7% of the total vote. She sat in her motel room and wondered why so many of her supp...

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Funny story: President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

President Trump Sarcastically Chimes In On The South Carolina Democratic Primary

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was asked by a reporter with RumorLand News for his opinion on the Democratic Primary. Trump grinned and said that he didn’t really see much of of it because he was watching reruns of “Gilligan’s Island.” He d...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wins Big In A South Carolina Blowout!

Joe Biden Wins Big In A South Carolina Blowout!

COLUMBIA, South Carolina – Former Vice-President, Joe Biden, showed that there is still a lot of gas in his tank, as he scored a resounding victory in the South Carolina Democratic Primary, winning close to 50% of the vote. President Trump sent hi...

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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

Bernie Sanders Refuses Russia’s Amazingly Generous Campaign Offer

LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.

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Funny story: The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

The South Carolina Democratic Debate Turned Into A Bernie Sanders Roast

CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The audience members in the first two rows could have certainly used some raincoats as six of the candidates instantly ganged up on Bernie “The Stud” Sanders, and spit could be seen flying everywhere. Sanders who is 78...

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