According to sources familiar with the Vermont Senator, Bernie Sanders has just won an award from a major fashion magazine with regards to the mittens he wore to President Biden's inauguration. According to the magazine, the Senator's mittens "happen…
Bernie Sanders is baffled by, and enraged with, what the world is missing about COVID-19: “Isn’t it amazing,” he observed, “that Cuba and Venezuela, both of which I have long admired, have had so few deaths from the virus?” He is proposing that the...
$140 trillion is not a misprint. It is 9am, and you heard it here first. Here’s how it occurred. At a hastily-convened 6am meeting, President Trump told his cabinet that he “realized” when he was twittering at 3am, that, for $10 trillion, we could...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden invited Pocahontas and Kamala (Breath) Harris to meet with him at Democrat Election Headquarters so that he might interview them, side-by-side, for the job of Vice-President. As usual, he had his adopted rescue dog, Majo...
Weeks after suspending his own run for the Democratic presidential nomination, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders issued a statement officially backing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden, stating that his endorsement of Biden was almost as enthusia...
NEW YORK CITY – The man known as the “Bern” went on live stream and endorsed the man known as “Capt. Blue Collar.” Bernie Sanders said that if he had to endure another four years of Trump’s Day Care presidency, he thinks that he would rather move...
After presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was recorded describing his preferred means of sexually harassing women, and Democratic front-runner Joe Biden was alleged to have sexually assaulted former staffer Tara Reade, the lack of any sexual...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden is famous for having a mouth that writes checks his ass can’t cash. After introducing President Obama at the signing ceremony for healthcare reform, he turned and embraced his boss while whispering into Obama’s ear: “T...
DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden and his wife Jill were both smiling from ear-to-ear after seeing on television that he had scored a tremendous knock-out in Super Tuesday’s Democratic Primary. Biden won in three huge states, Florida, Illinois, and Ariz...
What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don't have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don't have to be a socialist to like Bernie. The Swamp has refil...
An American tradition over the past several decades has at last delivered a product promising big returns for the manufacturer. Candidates running for high office, especially in recent years, have been noticed as having something of an odor trail...
“Sometimes, I wonder how I even ended up running for vice president - I mean president,” said an incredulous Joe Biden regarding his bid for the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election. “I’m not even that smart.” Despite the support and endors...
WASHINGTON – El Presidente, as President Donald Trump is referred to in Spanish Harlem, has just discovered something that he says will cause Bernie Sanders to drop out of the Democratic Presidential Primary Race. POTUS smiled from ear-to-ear as h...
CHARLESTON, South Carolina – The woman that President Trump nicknamed “Pocahontas” got soundly beaten at the voting booths. Warren finished in 5th place with just 7% of the total vote. She sat in her motel room and wondered why so many of her supp...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was asked by a reporter with RumorLand News for his opinion on the Democratic Primary. Trump grinned and said that he didn’t really see much of of it because he was watching reruns of “Gilligan’s Island.” He d...
COLUMBIA, South Carolina – Former Vice-President, Joe Biden, showed that there is still a lot of gas in his tank, as he scored a resounding victory in the South Carolina Democratic Primary, winning close to 50% of the vote. President Trump sent hi...
LONG BRANCH, South Carolina – The candidate who is leading the Democratic pack running for president, Bernie Sanders, told The Washington Globe Express that he has just received a tremendously generous offer from President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
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