CHICAGO – Shakira was in Chicago to perform at a sold-out concert at The Al Capone Commemorative Coliseum. She talked to Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine reporter Sigmund Cottonseed. The Colombian firecracker, who is 43, told him that, since her a...
Sam Adkins of Chicago, Illinois loves to swim and goes to Florida on a regular basis so that he can swim in the ocean and even float on his hairy back. "In the ocean, my weight of 500 pounds feel so light, it's amazing. Also I don't even care if m...
A massive argument has erupted at the annual Dorking Dance Off held at Dorking Town Hall. It started just after the tango as the Bollywood dancers came in while the ballet dancers waited for their turn. As heated looks were exchanged, the belly dance...
A South African man was caught smuggling diamonds in his belly instead of listening to Paul Simon's classic, "Diamonds on the soles of her shoes," before trying to trick bright, shiny customs officers! He was caught attempting to leave South Afric...
MANCHESTER - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira and the Mexican Manchester United footballer Chicharito are celebrating their first month anniversary. Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour, told a reporter for Ta...
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The Colombian firecracker Shakira had just finished performing before a sell out crowd at Green Bays' Box of Snow Balls Auditorium when she received the good news. She was informed by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Papaya Ruckusgar...
LONDON - Sir Patrick Stewart tried to be cute and poke fun at James Corden's belly but the attempt backfired on the bald headed bloke who thinks he resides in Buckingham Palace. Stewart appearing on The Glamour Awards Show was presenting an award...
Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto's belly button is now being feted for having one of the world's most beautiful belly buttons by Vanity Fair magazine which is conducting a new poll to find world's most beautiful belly buttons. The magazine...
The Chinese Communist Party, noted for it's charitable works and general kindness, has staged a multicultural belly dancing festival along the streets of Bel Air.
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