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Funny story: Wolfman Jack Statue Toppled: Anguished Howls Heard In The Night

Wolfman Jack Statue Toppled: Anguished Howls Heard In The Night

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who would dare defy the God of Wolves? A self-styled demon himself, Wolfman Jack patterned himself after Fenrir, a monstrous wolf of Norse mythology. Fenrir was the issue of the demoniac god Loki and an Amazonian giantess named…

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Funny story: Smuckmeister Claims He Washed Hands So Many Times He Found Old Algebra Test Notes

Smuckmeister Claims He Washed Hands So Many Times He Found Old Algebra Test Notes

BILLINGSGATE POST: Here we go again. Elmer Smuckmeister of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, is at once more. He claims, that because of the Coronavirus scare, he washes his hands at least 60 times a day. “The other day, he related, “I looked at my palm...

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Funny story: Motorized BarcaLoungers Replace Scooters In Beaver Crossing

Motorized BarcaLoungers Replace Scooters In Beaver Crossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: A mad genius? Perhaps. Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer and bon vivant, who made and lost fortunes by thinking outside the envelope, was the first to purchase a scooter franchise in the early days of this revolutionary transp...

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Funny story: Misanthrope Accepts Social Distancing With A Wry Smile

Misanthrope Accepts Social Distancing With A Wry Smile

BILLINGSGATE POST: When Elmer Smuckmeister heard that the Mayor of Beaver Crossing was making social distancing mandatory in this small farm town in Nebraska, the corners of his pie hole turned upwards. Elmer was not fond of the usual courtesies...

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Funny story: Silly Woman Offended When Told She Should Feel Nuts

Silly Woman Offended When Told She Should Feel Nuts

BILLINGSGATE POST: When in doubt, don’t say it. Elmer Smuckmeister, a retired farmer living in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, now knows the Law of Unintended Consequences has consequences. Elmer was a hog farmer. He knew nothing about social nicet...

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Funny story: The Miracle In Beaver Crossing That Changed The Way We View Skivvies Forever

The Miracle In Beaver Crossing That Changed The Way We View Skivvies Forever

BILLINGSGATE POST: it was forty years ago that The Miracle In Beaver Crossing changed the way that men looked at skivvies forever. Slim Everdingle related this story about two brothers who found shelter from a snow storm in the farmhouse of Elmer S...

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Funny story: You Can’t Believe A Word They’re Saying

You Can’t Believe A Word They’re Saying

BILLINGSGATE POST: There are 10 million stories in the Naked City. In Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, because of the population, there are only 409. But this one has been verified to be true by Snopes. Elderwood Schlemiel, a down-and-out itinerant s...

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Funny story: Coping With Coronavirus Boredom

Coping With Coronavirus Boredom

BILLINGSGATE POST: The silence was deafening. All was quiet on the Western front. Not even the the Banshee rag pickers were howling. It was worse than that. Mice were nibbling on Velveeta cheese with rubber-tipped teeth so that their sounds were muf...

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Funny story: Buckwalter “Bucky” Beaver Passes Away In Beaver Crossing

Buckwalter “Bucky” Beaver Passes Away In Beaver Crossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Mayor of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, Buckwalter “Bucky” Beaver III passed away at the age of 91 on January 1, 2020. He left three sons to share his estate; BuckaRoo, BuckaRay and BuckaRee. All shared the same nickname, “Bucky...

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Funny story: Area 51 Extra-Terrestrial Aliens Move To Beaver Crossing, Nebraska

Area 51 Extra-Terrestrial Aliens Move To Beaver Crossing, Nebraska

BILLINGSGATE POST: Illipio Eganospastic, Space Team Leader of the first known extra-terrestrial aliens to visit Planet Earth in 1970, announced today that they will be moving to the township of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, because Area 51 has become t...

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