Ageing Jo Johnson, a 69-year-old pensioner from Erith, Kent, was so pissed off with Covid, Brexit, Manchester United losing, and Jose Mourinho's constant whingeing, he decided enough was enough. Last Sunday evening, he left his humble abode, a 4…
Sunbathers, tourists and beach bums were suddenly confronted with a, yellow toxic cloud at one of Britain's most beautiful resorts, Beachy Head. The cloud drifted towards the huge white cliffs and people enjoying the rare UK sun "scrambled" to saf...
Washington - US Treasury officials are querying plans to twin the much dreaded 'fiscal cliff' with a notorious UK chalk headland formed during the last Cretinaceous Period. Beachy Head on the Southern English coast is one of the world's most notor...
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