A woman has decided to give up work for the whole of May and sit on her arse drinking Lambritzi and pink gin, we can reveal. Kylie Slackbucket, 31, of Spodbury, decided to take action because, 'Well, it's all just one long Bank Holiday when you th…
Opposition parties have reputedly held meetings with media watchdogs with a view to banning pointless Bank Holiday sofa advertisements on television. T.V. audiences have long been confused by the bombardment of channels with advertisements for sofas...
A plan to boost picnic areas was unveiled today by the British Government's Tourist Development Authority. Widened areas of busy central reservations are to have picnic benches and litter bins to cater for the growing number of impromptu roadside pic...
As Britain swelters under cloudless skies and glorious sunshine, Her Majesty the Queen is at the centre of a row over the timing of the heatwave. Retail managers maybe rubbing their hands in delight as supermarkets and garage forecourts throng wit...
In a surprise move the Government has cancelled August Bank Holiday. 'In this age of austerity' explained Georgbe Osborne 'we cannot afford to waste time doing nothing for three days'. Cries of protest from those who have already booked holidays f...
Queen Elizabeth is - it appears - a Royal slave driver. Apparently she will NOT be giving staff at the 'Palaces' the day off on William and Kate's Wedding Day. Naturally, they are all pretty upset, which is putting in mildly. No wonder she is hav...
With a bank holiday weekend looming, the Met Office is forecasting rain, a bit more rain, followed by thundery showers, prolonged spells of wet weather, and then more rain. It will probably feel a bit colder than the seasonal average too. And p...
David Cameron has given the biggest hint yet that the UK will be given a new public holiday to bring the number of public holidays up to the same number as the rest of the European Union. Original thoughts were the Monday following Armistice Day i...
Geoff Hoon the Secretary of State for Transport was forced to apologise to the house this morning after a disastrous mix up in a secret Government laboratory in Croydon. Due to a spelling error by a junior staff member the Human Genome Cloning pro...
Gordon Brown has announced the results of an on line survey to find England's next bank holiday. There were several dates up for grabs, with the Monday nearest to Armistice Day the hot favourite to get the Public Holiday treatment and bring Englan...
The Government has finally bowed to pressure for a public holiday between August and Christmas by announcing one, that is, a new bank holiday. Stealth Tax Monday will take place on the last Monday in October each year, with the usual bank holiday...
'Every major high street bank takes its staff to the beach on bank holidays, but it's not as much fun as you'd think' claimed Howard Brown the musical star of the Halifax adverts.
Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...
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