Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha...
An ex-kitchen servant has told of daily beatings by the gin soaked Queen mother at Balmoral, the Royal Family's private super palace. The maid, Eileen Over is writing the story of her traumatic time as a kitchen maid at the Scottish palace. Beatin...
Scotland - Prince Philip has blamed carnivorous aliens for last night's 'meatier shower' that bombarded Balmoral with tons of firey space-sh*t. The equinoctial dump saw a huge dollop of methane-rich ET by-products ejected over Royal Deeside by a m...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has stated that she is thrilled that all of the planning for the Royal Wedding is finally behind her. The queen who just turned 85, and her husband Prince Philip who will turn 90, on June 10 both decided that it would be a...
Ballybollox, Scotland - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The Queen is in a catatonic state after a mystery craft buzzed Balimmoral Castle's seamy Colditz Wing last night. SAS officers said a menacing swastika shaped UFO fired a series of mean-spirited las...
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