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Funny story: Prince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral

Prince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral

Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha...

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Funny story: Queen Mother Beat Me Every Day - Royal Memoirs Book Sensation

Queen Mother Beat Me Every Day - Royal Memoirs Book Sensation

An ex-kitchen servant has told of daily beatings by the gin soaked Queen mother at Balmoral, the Royal Family's private super palace. The maid, Eileen Over is writing the story of her traumatic time as a kitchen maid at the Scottish palace. Beatin...

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Funny story: UFO blue ice dumped on Balmoral

UFO blue ice dumped on Balmoral

Scotland - Prince Philip has blamed carnivorous aliens for last night's 'meatier shower' that bombarded Balmoral with tons of firey space-sh*t. The equinoctial dump saw a huge dollop of methane-rich ET by-products ejected over Royal Deeside by a m...

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Funny story: Chicharito and Shakira Have Been Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Stay With Her and Prince Philip At Balmoral Castle

Chicharito and Shakira Have Been Invited By Queen Elizabeth To Stay With Her and Prince Philip At Balmoral Castle

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has stated that she is thrilled that all of the planning for the Royal Wedding is finally behind her. The queen who just turned 85, and her husband Prince Philip who will turn 90, on June 10 both decided that it would be a...

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Funny story: Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle

Swastika shaped UFO attacks Balmoral Castle

Ballybollox, Scotland - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The Queen is in a catatonic state after a mystery craft buzzed Balimmoral Castle's seamy Colditz Wing last night. SAS officers said a menacing swastika shaped UFO fired a series of mean-spirited las...

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