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Funny story: Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage

Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage

According to the Vox Populi News Agency, avocado wedding cakes are now the most popular wedding cakes in the state of California. The delicious avocado marital cakes are the brainchild of Burbank baker Shilo "Sugar" Coronado, who has been baking w…

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Funny story: Food For Thought Magazine Reports That An Avocado and Not An Apple Was Eaten By Eve of Adam and Eve Fame

Food For Thought Magazine Reports That An Avocado and Not An Apple Was Eaten By Eve of Adam and Eve Fame

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in Food For Thought Magazine describes that the avocado has actually been around longer than any other fruit; including the infamous apple of Adam and Eve fame. FFTM author Paloma Sonoma, di…

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Funny story: California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

California’s New Tourism Slogan: Please Ignore The Wildfire Smoke – and Enjoy The Avocado Toast

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The state of California, which has suffered from earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires, bumper-to-bumper traffic, smog, tsunamis, and Trump’s ass-kissing little fairy Scott Baio, has just spent $19.3 million on a new advertisi…

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Funny story: Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

Weirdo International Space Station Gets Special Delivery From Enabler SpaceX

SpaceX has sent up another supply ship to the International Space Station, (because NASA is too busy doing their nails), but an increasingly bizarre list of supply items is raising eyebrows. The Falcon rocket, launched on August 29 from Elon Musk'…

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Funny story: PETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights

PETA Demands That Mexico Immediately Stop It’s Bullfights, Cockfights, and Burrofights

CHICAGO – (Sports News) – PETA has tried for years to stop the famous Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain – to no avail. They have tried to stop kangaroo fights in Australia – to no avail. And they’ve tried – unsuccessfully to stop turtle b…

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Funny story: President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman

President Trump Hits Back at Roseanne Barr For Saying That He’s a Woman

SQUAW FACE, Arizona – President Trump was in Arizona checking out a golf course he may decide to buy. He was asked by the press what he thought about Roseanne Barr saying that he was a woman. Trump replied that Barr is nothing more than a has-b…

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Funny story: Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000

Mexico Offers To Lend The USA $900,000

MEXICO CITY – President Andres Manuel Lopez-Obrador, aka “Timmy,” has just informed the United States ambassador that his country is offering to lend the United States $900,000. The president of Mexico stated that his government fully understands...

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Funny story: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Buy An Avocado Farm

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Buy An Avocado Farm

CARPINTERIA, California – The happy former royal couple recently sat down with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter, Pico de Gallo, and talked about their life post-Buckingham Palace. Considering that the country, like most countries, is presently a mes...

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