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Funny story: NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…

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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis 500 Racing Commission has just advised the members of the press about the upcoming annual race. After much deliberation, it was suggested that the race will, indeed, be held on August 23, but no fa…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NASCAR auto racers of all time, Richard Petty, has just told Bubba Wallace that he wants him to stay put in the #43 race car. Wallace’s contract is due to expire soon, and Petty wants…

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Funny story: NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

NASCAR Will Be Adding Hot, Sexy, Scantily-Clad Cheerleaders

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – The top-ranking officials at NASCAR have expressed some concern that many long-time fans have abandoned the traditional Dixieland sport. A spokesperson for the auto racing giant says they realize that a lot of the good old…

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Funny story: Die-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them

Die-Hard NASCAR Fans At Talladega Say They’ll Fly Their Confederate Flags and No One is Going to Stop Them

TALLADEGA, Alabama – The NASCAR Cup Series Race may have more action in the stands and in the infield than on the racetrack itself. Some of the good old boys, who carry around AR-13 semiautomatic weapons and grenade launchers, have said that no on...

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Funny story: Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

Some Long-Time NASCAR Fans Now Want The LGBTQ Flag Banned

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – There is a group of die-hard NASCAR fans who are of the tit-for-tat persuasion. They are still reeling from the auto racing giant’s decision to ban the Confederate flag at all racetracks. Many have said that they will nev...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

Danica Patrick Wants To Return To NASCAR

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin – Retired NASCAR driver Danica Patrick spoke with Sports Territory Magazine and said that now that NASCAR will be resuming, she wants in. The petite, live-in girlfriend of Green Bay Packers quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, remarked...

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Funny story: NASCAR Announces That It’s Coming Back!

NASCAR Announces That It’s Coming Back!

DARLINGTON, S.C. – After conducting numerous meetings between the top NASCAR officials, racing sponsors, and President Trump, the racing organization is happy to announce that fans will soon be seeing the green flag once again. NASCAR spokesperson...

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Funny story: Indianapolis 500 Race Officials Have Decided to Move The Memorial Day Race To Wyoming

Indianapolis 500 Race Officials Have Decided to Move The Memorial Day Race To Wyoming

INDIANAPOLIS – Officials for the Indianapolis 500 have been wrestling with the problem of this year's Memorial Day classic. And it appears that the committee has decided to move this year’s race out of Indiana. They cited the large amount of C-...

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Funny story: NASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word

NASCAR Driver Suspended For Using The “N” Word

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - The National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing has suspended Kyle Larson. The driver was engaged in a virtual racing game called “Left, Left, Left” when he blurted out the dreaded “N” word. Larson told racing officia...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association

Donald Trump Has Just Filed a Lawsuit Against The Daytona 500 Racing Association

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – The Miami Globe-Gazette has just reported that President Trump’s attorney, Segundo Juarez, has filed a lawsuit in behalf of his client. The lawsuit seeks damages in the amount of $16.2 million. Juarez told an assembled group...

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Funny story: Tony Stewart Runs Down Confrontational Great-Grandmother In Piggly Wiggly Parking Lot

Tony Stewart Runs Down Confrontational Great-Grandmother In Piggly Wiggly Parking Lot

(Editor's Note: We apologize for this story in advance. Subscription cancellations should be directed to our circulation department, although they have quit in protest, so be patient until we replace them) BEAUFORT, N.C. -- NASCAR driver Tony Stew...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

Danica Patrick Reveals That She Does Not Wear Underwear Whenever She Is Racing

LOS ANGELES - Danica Patrick flew to Los Angeles to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. The Queen of NASCAR was asked if she ever wishes she had been born a guy instead of a girl so that her fellow NASCAR race drivers would take he...

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