Aung San Suu Kyi, who has been under arrest since 1904 in Myanmar, has just got a few more years added to her sentence – plus hard labour – by the military junta that rules that shithole country. Oh, it was nice, once. But when a military takes ov…
Nelson Mandela has been tipped to win the first ever international Big Brother event to be held in Las Vegas next week, where celebrities and high profile individuals will represent their home countries locked inside a house and isolated from the out...
Washington - Global Piss Process activist Aung San Suu Kyi is to receive the Congressional Gold Medal for keeping her gob shut about being Sun Myung Moon's daughter 'and other horrid stuff'. She'll pick up the gong from Secretary of State Hillary...
London - North Korean-born Reverend Sun Myung Moon's wackjob firstborn has done her Old Dad proud Unification Church sources said today. Slipping into character as Oxford-educated Aung San Suu Kiy had been an absolute doddle thirty years ago - as...
London - "Stands to reason, innit?" Sir Galahad Belgrano, chief bean counter to the Illuminati said today as the Burmese 'pro-democracy campaigner' arrived in London. "Gotta be a total fraud for Speaker Bercow to schmooze her like she's some sort...
Proving that the Nobel Peace Prize seems a little hypocritical when given to a person whose existence perpetuates war, Myanmar Opposition leader and Nobel-Winning House-Arrest hottie midget Aung San Suu Kyi was freed Saturday in Myanmar after 15 years in detention, as a huge crowd of young anti-government protesters chanted "We're not old enough to recall your accomplishments." After being inca...
Blackpool - (Quickstep News): The freed Burmese politician will dance Por Una Cabeza - the Argentinian tango from 'True Lies' - according to sources. Suu Kyi has been signed up by the BBC Saturday night show for a reported £5 million amid frantic...
Rangoon, Burma. Burmese dissident Aan Sang Suu Kyi, who has been held under house arrest by Burmese military puppet government officials for way too long, at last faces the prospect of freedom. And Aan Sang Suu Kyi says that once she's released, t...
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