Arnold Schwarzenegger has teamed up with Danny DeVito once again to make a sequel to the 1994 movie, “Junior”, where Arnold plays a pregnant man! But there’s already been blowback from the Abortion Lobby since they’re incapable of getting the joke.
Here is the TV guide for Channel 8 on Thursday 17th March, 2022. 7:00pm. Quiz Bully Three more contestants take on the Quiz Bully to see if they know more than him and his 20-volume encyclopedia. 7:30pm. The Patio Decorators The decorators sp…
The brazen radio operator that famously told a Russian warship to "go fuck yourselves" has been identified as no other than movie star and former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It has been reported that the Arnold was there on Snake Island rese…
RANCHO SANCHO, California – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News reports that trangender/transsexual Caitlyn Jenner is thrilled to announce that (s)he has become engaged. The former Bruce Jenner, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that her fiancé is Harvey…
James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In 1984, "Terminator" was the stunning Sci-Fi action movie which put humanity in a life-and-death struggle against the ultimate killing machine of the future, made by man and perfected by Artificial Inteligence. Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Emergency talks are still in progress at Old Trafford this afternoon, after it was discovered that Manchester United boss and former player, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is not, in fact, human, but a cybernetic organism consisting of living tissue over a ro...
19:00. Quiz Show Blunders Gary Lineker presents hilarious clips of quiz show contestants getting answers embarrassingly wrong. Contains mild swearing. 19:30. Mother Truckers Reality documentary. Jessica nearly crashes her ten-wheeler after her chi...
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been assured that the man who attacked him at a sporting event in South Africa yesterday, has already been dealt with, and won't be seeing the light of day again. Arnie, 71, was in Johannesburg to promote his Arnold Class...
Police forces from all over the US are involved in emergency talks today to discuss the possible copycat killings of 38 women with the same name during the month of November. The women - all named Sarah Connor - were murdered by a tall muscular-lo...
Like a bad tenant, Donald Trump is about to be evicted from the White House, and the sheriff is Robert Mueller. Seems Trump invaded the White House with the help of Vladimir Putin and his team of voting machine hackers on election night, and like bin...
Washington, DC - President Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan will appear together on the reality show, Naked and Afraid. Producers wanted to film a special episode where two politicians have to live on their own without access to health care.
HOLLYWEIRD, CA--Aging celebrity Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't as photogenic as he used to be-not that the camera ever really loved him all that much, even in his Mr. Universe days. As he's gotten older, he's developed wattles. The fleshly flaps hang...
FOXBORO-- Rob Gronkowski has started to rev up his personality for the forthcoming football season. They begin stretching and yoga this week at the Patriots camp, and it has Gronk excited, according to a new interview. You have to pick up your Gro...
A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...
After readers voted on "Who's The Dumbest Democrat?" contest held by N.S. News & World Report and chose Joe Biden for saying "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008," U.S. News is holding the "Who's The Dumbest Republican" contest. Readers are asked to base their votes on the following quotes: "They'r...
Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...
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