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Funny story: Nashville Man Ironically Has No Memory of Memorial Day

Nashville Man Ironically Has No Memory of Memorial Day

The week after the holiday honoring Americans who died for their country, Hank Jessup of Nashville, Tennessee, found, ironically, that he had no memory of Memorial Day. “Blank slate,” said Jessup. “I was doing a little drinking.” Jessup explain...

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Funny story: London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

London Cyclists Collaborate With Ministry Of Defence On Camouflage Design

'Camouflage is critical in giving our troops every advantage in battle,' Air Chief Marshal Sir Stuart Peach, Chief of the Defence Staff, told a London press conference this month. 'This is why we've worked extensively with London cyclists to enhance...

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Funny story: 2014 Superbowl Controversy

2014 Superbowl Controversy

Fox News show host Bill O'Reilly invited Professor Patricia Jenkins of TCU, an authority on film, TV and digital media, to be on his show last evening. She has written several articles, published in major newspapers and for liberal web blogs, critical of what she calls the "Militaristic Super Bowl." In her articles she has complained about the "steady diet sports fans have been fed of near...

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Funny story: Rooks Droft part two: The odds get better

Rooks Droft part two: The odds get better

The lads strolled outside and looked up toward the hills. On the horizon stood four thousand Zulu warriors, our battle hardened troops did the typical British thing and went for breakfast. "Do they always get up this early on a Sunday?" asked Lynton. "Maybe they are going to church" offered Pinxit. "Could be going shopping" said Danton. "Fuck em" replied Erskin "we have every right to...

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Funny story: Argentina set their sights on Caribbean Islands

Argentina set their sights on Caribbean Islands

Frustrated by the United Kingdom's militarisation of the disputed Las Malvinas Islands Argentina has turned its attention on an island group in the Caribbean, who they consider have weaker patronage and will be less of a problem to invade and annex f...

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Funny story: Too many Superpacks cause slips of the tongue, admits Romney

Too many Superpacks cause slips of the tongue, admits Romney

Nevada: Mitt-in-the-mouth Romney blames the differing policies of his numerous Superpacks for confusing him, and that is why his public gaffs are being debated in all the media. There are billions of dollars being spent by groups of his friends to sh...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight To Face Possible Defence Cuts

Isle of Wight To Face Possible Defence Cuts

The Strategic and Defence Security Review is eagerly awaited by many armed forces personnel, as it appears massive cuts are to be made across the defensive board. Not least of those awaiting its results are the twenty strong Armed Response Unit ba...

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Funny story: UK Ministry of Defence Closes Deal To Improve Supplies To Armed Forces

UK Ministry of Defence Closes Deal To Improve Supplies To Armed Forces

In a move which is designed to address mounting criticism that British troops are suffering from inadequate supplies, the Ministry of Defence has today announced a deal which is designed to raise morale, as well as a number of other things. During...

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Funny story: Fire at Montreal Swingers Club Forces Many To Run For Their Wives

Fire at Montreal Swingers Club Forces Many To Run For Their Wives

Montreal, Canada - An early morning fire at a Montreal Swingers club forced many naked patrons onto the streets, wildly running for their lives. The club, Auberge 1069, located on Rosemont Boulevard near Christophe Colombe Avenue, has been a welcomin...

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Funny story: Tony Blair To Honour Bevin Boys/Soldiers With Special Honours

Tony Blair To Honour Bevin Boys/Soldiers With Special Honours

Thousands of conscripts who were stuffed down coalmines during World War II will receive a 'special honour' for their endeavours, outgoing Prime Minister Tony Bliar has said.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair made a keynote speech on Friday about the role of UK Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. In a brave speech designed to confront his critics, he called for a national debate about the role of UK Forces abroad, and posed the question: "Shou...

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Funny story: US Invades Texas

US Invades Texas

With the deadline for the Iraqi handover less than 5 weeks away, US Armed Forces are now searching for a new target before they get bored. As a response President Bush has now turned his attention to his home state of Texas.

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Funny story: Al Qaida Endorses Bush in '04

Al Qaida Endorses Bush in '04

The Al Qaida Terrorist Organization has endorsed George W. Bush for a second term as United States President and Commander in Chief of the countries armed forces. Abdul Bull Durham, spokesman for the Union of Thugs, Dead Enders, Losers and Assassins...

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