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Funny story: The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

The Arizona Diamondbacks Have The Worst Record in Baseball and They're Desperate-as-Hell to Attract Fans

PHOENIX – (Sports News) – With a horrific record of 20-43, the Diamondbacks of Arizona are looking more like fishing worms than rattlesnakes. Thousands of fans have abandoned the Major League Baseball team, and are instead, watching reality shows…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

Major League Baseball Has a Very Serious Sticky Balls Problem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The legendary spit ball has been gone for years now, but now, baseball pundits, observers, and even hot dog vendors are noticing an ever-growing increase in the so-called sticky ball. There is no doubt that all Ma…

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Funny story: The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that after nearly 6 weeks of vote recounting in Arizona’s Maricopa County, the results show that out of the 2,193,702 votes cast in the county, there was not one single discrepancy found; NOT ONE!…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season

Major League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season

LONG ISLAND, New York – (Sports Satire) – Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

The Reason Why The Arizona Diamondbacks Are 3-8

PHOENIX - Baseball fans in the Desert State are not too happy with their Arizona Diamondbacks at the present time as they have started off the 2014 season at 3-8. Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti sat down in the D's clubhouse and had a...

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