BILLINGSGATE POST: Illipio Eganospastic, Space Team Leader of the first known extra-terrestrial aliens to visit Planet Earth in 1970, announced today that they will be moving to the township of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, because Area 51 has become t...
President Donald Trump is to make a historic visit to Area 51 on Monday, and already has a meeting scheduled with one of his most-loved cinematic heroes, E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Mr. Trump was still a child in 1982, when the movie was released,...
White House sources have announced that, due to all the Facebook shenanigans about storming Area 51 so that people can make friends with the aliens reported to be living there, President Donald Trump will make a visit next week, to find out just what...
The Facebook campaign that has sprung up on the social media platform to prompt other readers to storm Area 51, the US military testing sight in the Nevada Desert, is gathering pace with more than one million people registering their interest. The...
If you’re one of the 1.3 million to RSVP the Storm Area 51 Facebook event planned for this September, the Air Force would like you to know they have some special surprises in store. A first of its kind air show awaits all visitors who “access the ar...
President Donald Trump has reacted to the threat by Facebook users to storm Area 51, by saying that he will build a wall around it. Area 51 is deep in the Nevada Desert, and used, according to the government, for military testing. More than one mi...
LAS VEGAS - President Obama traveled to Las Vegas to speak at the Annual Retired Casino Card Dealers Dinner. He told the assembled group that he wanted them all to know that he did not have any aces up his sleeve. He then kidded that he did have a...
Washington AC/DC - Officially, Obama is hosting bilateral President's Day talks with the Jordanian King at Sunnylands, Rancho Mirage in California this weekend at a sprawling 200-acre estate built by publisher-philanthropisst-diplomat Walter H Annenb...
ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...
Britain's £44 million Mars probe, Beagle 2, which came down accidentslly just outside area 51 in the USA, panicked local "Close Encounters" UFO spotters so much by its constant digging of soil samples and analytical laser firing that the C.I.A immedi...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump has expressed a desire to purchase the so called Area 51, located at Groom Lake, which is a remote detachment of Edwards Air Force Base. National Focus Magazine asked Mr. Trump what he could possibly want with what is...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - In oils - crude if you like, sweet light crude. That's the remit of a $1 million commission to capture the presidential image on a 10' x 6' canvas, quarter-sawn walnut or Egyptian papyrus. And Ray the-alien-path...
Gansu Province - The huge UFO monster responsible for gobbling up Russia's $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe last week is believed to be stationed at the top secret Ding Xin military air base. Google Earth pictures released...
WORLDWIDE - The Worldwide Institute of Deludeds Exposing Conspiracies, Uniting Nationally and Trekkies (WIDECUNTs) has issued a formal statement calling for the impeachment of Wikileaks found Julian Assange for crimes against their community. "All...
It may have taken an alien race aeons to do the original job, but next month a team of Area 51 volunteers will begin a challenge to rebuild a replica of a crashed alien craft in 21 days. The 50m-long vessel, to be hewn from a single chunk of high...
Area 51 in Nevada is one of the most secretive places on the planet and is believed to be a test area for the US air force. A former employee at the Area 51 facility known to us as JIM has had a meeting with our investigative reporter Mr X. Jim told us that he worked at the facility for 6 years where they tested new technology which is even more advanced than the technology used in the mobil...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists are believed to be behind the manufacture of the H1N1 porcine norovirus in a crude attempt to curb illegal Mexican immigrants sponging off the US taxpayer. The Roswell bio weapon ex...
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