AN appeal has been launched to help the forgotten victims of the CV pandemic – burglars. Since the start of lockdown, the burglar industry has fallen on hard times, with queues of the desperate crooks forming at food banks. Buster ‘Fingers’ Bug...
The recent heart-warming words of Lance Armstrong have inspired a wave of appeals from prisoners on Death Row in America to commute their sentences to a 'life-time ban from competitive cycling'. US legal experts are said to be scratching their he...
An open letter to: Mariska Hargitay, Charlize Theron, Viola Davis, Kristin Davis, Denise Richards, Sheryl Crow, Sandra Bullock, Katherine Heigl, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Calista Flockhart, Michelle Pfeiffer, Meg Ryan, Sharon Stone, and Jamie Lee Curtis. From: The Nottingham Social Services/Benefits Office. Dear ...........(whichever and all celebrities selected) My name is...
Today's Scottish Premier League fixture between Inverness Caley Thistle and Celtic has been postponed after an incident in a local hotel involving the Parkhead club. Highland and Islands Police officers were called to the luxury Rocpool Reserve Ho...
As aid agencies worldwide prepare for a barrage of charitable appeals to help beleaguered floodbound farmers in northern Pakistan and the Punjab region, analysts warned that people shouldn't hold their collective breaths in anticipation of an overwhe...
NYC Mayor, Gordon Von Braun today made an impassioned plea to Manhattan residents to stay calm in the somewhat delayed reaction to the 'Cloverfield Incident.' Manhattanites have had a lot to put up with over the years, and Cloverfield was just the...
A former cottager in Avon, William Shakespeare, today won his appeal against a 9 month prison sentence, for writing iffy poems likely to make Lord Chief Justices burst into tears.
Once upon a time, in the land of Faraway. Lived a studdly hunk named Jasper Calloway. Now Jasper he was sweet and oh so damn fine, that every girl in town nearly went out of their minds. Jasper couldn't understand, this appeal he had, so one day he had decided to go and ask his dad. 'Now son," his Pa started speaking,"listen well you here.
It appears that the next London Mayoral election will be something of a two-horse race, but a race in which the candidates' major appeal is their eccentricity.
West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...
The Top Notch Eton Royal Academy of Cheating is being repainted in a drive to create a much broader appeal to better potential candidates. Exam grades have been suffering badly in the last few years as teaching standards have clearly fallen through t...
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