In December of 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine in which he said, "When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, (the North Pole used to have ice), afterwards I would turn on my TV and there were two networks with the bulletin: 'Britney Spears loses custody of her children.' We're living in a madhouse if our prio...
Texas - (Crude Mess): Little Dannielynn Birkhead is the rightful heir to a Beverly Hills school campus oil well, the US 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled yesterday. The three year-old daughter of deceased ex-stripper and Playboy centerfold Anna N...
Ban Ki-Moon, leader of the UN, has recently been admitted to a mental institute created by Sir Richard Branson on his island. He had been asked to submit his statements on the trial of Tony Blair, which had been requested of him 1 month earlier.
Los Angeles - (Rumormill): A sicko media 'stunt' or terrible, unexplained tragedy? Initial reports this weekend that the Clueless actress had died were met with skeptical derision following a spate of faux stories speculating about her alleged r...
After Elin Nordegren's tearful confession that Tiger Woods is not the father of her children, and identified 'the pool boy' as their father, two other men stepped forward to claim paternity. Nordegren married Woods in 2004, and later gave birth to...
Los Angeles - (Diprivan Deprivation): So far nobody's actually saying 'Anna Nicole's shrinks were hired by her former in-laws to fry her opiate-dependent brain'. But evidence before an LA court this week has set out how psychiatrists treating the...
Tel Aviv - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yeah, toxic leaking implants and a lethal meds cocktail," former Mossad stooge Uri Geller said today commenting on the death of longtime friend Michael Jackson, "and that's what also killed my other pal, Anna Nicole Smi...
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has a very expensive second home payed for taxpayers squirrelled away somewhere in her sister's back bedroom in a tiny flat in Cheaters-on Therun, Doublecross. But that is no longer the big story as The Daily Male reports...
Nassau, Bahamas - (Big Boob Mess): A police investigation into a fetishistic grave-robbing cult has spread to the body of former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith following allegations that an empty coffin was interred into her final resting place...
Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Sad Ass Mess): "Those drugs were for chronic chest pains," hotshot LA lawyer Howard K Stern said through his attorney today, "and at two kilos per breast my lovely Anna Nicole sure had a lot on her, er... plate..." Th...
London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Ageing sexagerian crooner Mick Jagger is to play the role of Texan oil billionaire J Howard Marshall III in the Royal Opera House's production of Anna Nicole Smith's life story. The title role is still up for grabs alt...
Burbank, Ca - (Alien Mess): Larry Birkhead has installed a titanium bubble over Dannielynn's nursery after an ominous Elaine T Marshall-shaped UFO was seen hovering menacingly above his Burbank home.
Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): An inquest has heard how Daniel Smith, 20 year-old deceased son of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, had become terrified and psychotic because of his mother's enormous false breasts.
California - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Feisty litigant Elaine Marshall, former daughter-in-law of Anna Nicole Smith's late octogenarian husband J Howard Marshall II, has vowed to make sure eighteen month-old little Dannielynn Marshall Birkhead neve...
Los Angeles - (Farcial Mess): Prince Frederik Von Assfelt, husband of actress Zsa-Zsa Gabor and sometime paternity claimant of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, is to publish a faghagiographical memoir of their tryst, it was announced...
Bahamas - (Sad Ass Mess): On the eve of the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's death her feisty Texan whore-from-hell mother Virgie Arthur has claimed General Colon Bowell ordered a massive cover-up and made sure the wrong body was buried i...
Nassau, Bahamas - (Reuterus & Ass): Less than three weeks from the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely death at the Seminole Hard Northern Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, the Governor of the Bahamas has ordered a 24/7 arm...
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