Yes, showbiz fans, here at news headquarters we cannot quite believe it either (in fact our editor choked on his weight-watchers muesli bar when the stunning news came in) but 'tis true!! Womanising, silver fox and star of 'Return of the killer tomat...
The X-factor might have to be axed before the end of the current series if ratings don't improve. That was the message tonight from Anne Widdecombe who is said to have described the show as "a bit dull this year." Anne was overheard to have...
A senior Metropolitan Police officer has been sacked and two PC's suspended after the wrongful arrest of Ann Widdecombe. On Saturday night, the former Conservative politician was held in a cell for 9 hours after being mistaken for a black youth w...
London - Edwina Currie, Nancy Dell'Olio, Lulu and Anita Dobson head the Beeb's geriatric hat trick-plus line-up starting this Saturday. The ageing wannabes easily trump last season's torture that inflicted Ann Widdecombe on a hapless Brit audience...
Now that Ann Widdecombe has been ejected from popular dancing reality show "Strictly", the Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association (MWVLA) are up in arms that the show may now start to verge on the pornographic. The MWVLA feel that femal...
Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt. During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butche...
One of Soccer's rising star and one of politics's heavier heavyweight meet and it looks like a lurv match. Despite scoring a hat-trick against European champions Inta Harry "the spiv " Rednapp claims the welsh wizard is not yet the finished produ...
The BBC is engaged in a search for the next loveable twit to take part in the 2011 Strictly Come Dancing. The Inspector General of the Beeb announced there was only one other main criterion, besides being a loveable twit and that was that they cou...
In a desperate last ditch attempt to win over the judges, Ann Widdecombe and her partner were hoping to perform a daring aerial routine during their last dance. The idea behind this was to try to recreate the flying pig routine, which Pink Floyd used...
George W broke off from his Lego last night to telephone Anne Widdicombe after watching her performance on Come Dancing; he said: "Y'now, there annie, you shoun't take it tooo bad, y'know. When I was small, a child, y'all there poeple sayed, y'know, that there George W, he's stew-pid, y'know, gott'n no sense, an' less brain'n a critter with no head, y'know what I mean, Annie - but gee, look at...
Anne Widdicome called a news conference yesterday evening, after her Strictly Humiliation to tell the gathered journalist, "I was a pratt!" She says she was blinded by the fee and the chance to get more press and television exposure. In a tearf...
Judges and the audience were left speechless, or at best mumbling incoherently, following Ann Widdecombe's performance of the Salsa. The cameramen were relieved of their posts and taken away for treatment of their PTSD. The show's director was also s...
Ann Widdercombe's going back to basics, following another shit performance on Strictly Come Dancing. The aging star from that TV show everyone loves is set to go back to basics to really woo the audiences. Following complaints that her routines we...
It appears that Anne Widdicome has hit on another winner and stands to make thousands of pounds after her appearance on Strictly Come Dancing. Following her sweaty swarré around the dance floor she discarded her dank sweaty Victorian sized knicker...
After making a brief appearance on Strictly Come Dancing, Ann Widdecombe's g-string has been requisitioned by the Ministry of Defence and is being dispatched to the Royal Navy dockyards in Rosyth, Scotland. Prior to dispatch, the g-string is bein...
A row has broken out after Anne Widdicome appeared on Strictly Come Dancing wearing just a G-string and flimsy lacy bikini top doing the Rumba. As she was swung around the dance floor by Anton, kicking her legs higher than her shoulders and flingi...
Anne Widdecombe has emerged as the early front-runner to win strictly come dancing. All the book makers think she's great and just fantastic. She's a typical example of girls who are doing it for themselves and also, of course, she's the action her...
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