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Funny story: Angelina Looking Fabulous in Kyiv!

Angelina Looking Fabulous in Kyiv!

Angelina Jolie was recently spotted in Kyiv, Ukraine, being an ambassador for refugees. (Though why she was in Ukraine cannot be answered since refugees, by their definition, have all left since they were trying to get out of, not into, a war-tor…

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Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Funny story: Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Celebrities Petition Media to Run Stories About Them Instead of Trump

Hollywood, CA Tired of being ignored by the media since Donald Trump announced his candidacy, celebrities expressed their animosity in a petition sent to all the CEO's of the various media companies. "We had a monumental divorce, lawsuits, child c...

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Funny story: Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Pitt and Jolie to Become ABC's First Celebrity Bachelor/Bachelorette

Hollywood, CA - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have agreed to become the first "celebrity" bachelor and bachelorette on the aging television series of the same name, which will feature only divorced celebrities vying to fall in love with the famous cou...

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Funny story: Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Brad and Angelina's Children Sue to Be Put in An Orphanage

Los Angeles, CA The children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have filed suit for emancipation or, at the very least, the right to live in an orphanage or foster home. "We just have to get away. We are so tired of getting our pictures taken and the...

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Funny story: Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Pitt-Jolie Divorce Terms : Pitt Agrees To Living On $500 a Month If She Gets All The Annoying Kids, "Visitation neither desired nor at all necessary," says Pitt Lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA - Details are emerging now about a pending divorce settlement between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, in which Jolie gets all the children. "Mr. Pitt always found them annoying," his own attorney said. He went on to say that Jol...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Denies She Broke Up With Brad Pitt to be With Donald Trump

Angelina Jolie Denies She Broke Up With Brad Pitt to be With Donald Trump

Farmersville, PA Donald Trump's publicist admitted that, no matter how much Trump wishes it was true, the story about Angelina Jolie leaving Brad Pitt for Donald Trump is false. When Angelina Jolie was finally reached for a comment, she said, "Don...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Brad Pitt Knew the End of the Marriage Was Near When Angelina Kept Turning Into Millificent

Hollywood, CA Brad Pitt, recently accused of hitting his child during a flight, had even bigger problems as his wife, Angelina, filed for divorce from him. Talking about the marriage, Pitt exclaimed, "Everything was going great until Angelina did...

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Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Funny story: Plastic surgeons gave Angelina stick-on nipple falsies says Syrian ambassador

Plastic surgeons gave Angelina stick-on nipple falsies says Syrian ambassador

New York - They were the only real point of interest at the United Nations today when the Hollywood actress turned up to lecture officials on lipgloss and trout-pout following her controversial mastectomy op. The monotony of the session was soon...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Brad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease

Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...

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Funny story: Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...

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Funny story: Angelina Joile Goes Down With A Dose Of The Pox

Angelina Joile Goes Down With A Dose Of The Pox

Los Angeles - Doctors at Hollywood's Seedy Sign Eye Hospital have diagnosed a dose of the Pox behind Ms's Jolie's abrupt withdrawal from Monday's premiere of her movie Unhinged. The actress, 69, began sprouting pustules of the contagious disease f...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's '$400m superyacht' purchase is a spoof says shipyard

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap." The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...

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Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

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Funny story: William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

William Hague and Angelina Jolie Booked Same Hotel Room To Save Money

Paparazzi pictures of Cabinet Minister William Hague and Angelina Jolie booking the same hotel room on a recent campaign tour were dismissed as Photoshop fakes by Ms. Jolie this morning. A spokesperson for Ms. Jolie told our correspondant, "There...

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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...

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