London, UK - In a spooky nod to the protector of lost causes whose feast day falls on 28th October some British Justice Ministry wag has moved the start date of Rebekah Brooks' NewsCorpse hacking trial to St Jude's Day this Monday. Flame-tressed e...
London - A caller to a Radio Free Barking chat show hosted by Isle of Dogs superstar DJ Bunny Scutt has caused mayhem on the airwaves. Giving his name only as 'Derrick' the irate whistleblower asked why PR guru-to-the-stars Sir Max Cliffhanger has...
Irish bookmaker Super Paddy are offering punters the chance to bet who will remain longer in their job. The new Chelsea Manager Rafael Benitez or the new BBC Director General Tony Hall. "We really don't give Rafa much chance of getting to the end...
London - Backbenchers have made a formal complaint that Commons-issue extra strong fresh breath mints are failing miserably to do what it says on the packet. This morning at Westmonster Hall the PM was seen sucking** on something a bit more potent...
London - The Royal YouBoob! channel has received millions of new hits after someone posted footage of the pleasure boat piss-up without any airbrushing of the two main protagonists. At noon today at a packed PMQs the PM told the Commons he was 're...
London - "Faustian dichotomy, innit mate," is how one legal source described the task facing Lord Justice Leveson's probe into Red Top hacking today. Assorted celebrity dross 'is lining up to vent its spleen' at the government-choreographed whitew...
Sacked News of the World editor Andy Coulson has today sacked his current legal counsel in the phone-hacking scandal, over the issue of legal fees and representation. Mr Coulson has been in negotiations with a new team of legal counsellors he is...
Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...
London - The search for the illusive 'smoking gun' in the NewsCorpse hacking scandal took a macabre twist today. Ex-NOTW writer Sean Hoare - who first fingered Andy Coulson in a New York Times hacking expose - was found dead at his home in Watford...
Last night former Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury (World Bank, hint hint!) Gordon Brown said that he would still be Prime Minister if the News of the Swirling Wurlitzer revelations had occurred 18 months earlier. His reasoning was that Andy Coulson would have been arrested and David Cameron would have been fatally damaged by the publicity surrounding the arrest of his Director of Com...
London - "It's all part of the Mayan Calendar prediction that the News of the World will end on Sunday!" gobsmacked Sky-watch sources complained this afternoon. The dawn raid arrest of the Daily Star's royal scatology - er...eschatology - correspo...
London - The newly reborn News of the Screws is to be named after the Whopping, Isle of Dogs hero and sometime Head of Communications at No 10. The new moniker is said to reflect the style of reporting favored by the once world-renowned organ.
London - The mystery of TV girl's unsolved killing took another bizarre twist this week. Private eye Jonathan Rees' acquittal of the 1987 axe murder of former business partner Daniel Morgan threw up tantalising details of his corrupt empire. Th...
London - (Hackers): A leather-jacketed biker chick pic of Burchill used to hang in Conservative Party HQ during the 1980s, admittedly at least 50lb and four dress sizes ago. Mrs Thatcher's grandees were cock-a-hoop about a newspaper column she wr...
Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings. As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...
London - (Snoopers): Conditions were today described as ideal given media saturation coverage of the Jo Yeates murder probe and Tony Blair's Iraq War posturings. Shadow Chancellor Alan Johnson's wife's extramarital shaggings also rather helped def...
An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...
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