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Funny story: The NRA Is Reporting That They Are Still Losing Thousands of Members Each Month

The NRA Is Reporting That They Are Still Losing Thousands of Members Each Month

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The NRA executives are scratching their heads, but not with automatic assault weapons, worried about the amount of members who are telling the gun club, good-bye, arrivederci, chow, adios, and see ya later alligator. A sp…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

Bob Baffert's Transgendered Race Horse Is The Odds-On Favorite To Win The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - The 148th running of the "Run For The Roses" as the Kentucky Derby is called will have a field of 24 horses, by far the most thoroughbreds to race at Churchill Downs. Two of the horses are from China, one i…

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Funny story: The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a perfect example, of how someone can one day be on top of the world and the next day, be in the darkest cess pool imaginable meet Bill O'Reilly. Such is what happened to the man who was as arrogant, and as sarca…

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Funny story: Cedric The Entertainer’s Manager Finally Convinces Him To Change His Arrogantly Conceited Name

Cedric The Entertainer’s Manager Finally Convinces Him To Change His Arrogantly Conceited Name

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Cedric The Entertainer’s manager actually threatened to end their longtime association if the comedian refused to drop the ‘Entertainer’ from his official celebrity title. Cedric Antonio Kyles has been told for two year…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk

Britney Spears Admits She’s Dating Billionaire Elon Musk

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The National Rumblings News Agency has just broken the romantic story about Britney Spears and Elon Musk. NRNA writer Traci Diddle learned that the “Come Back Kid,” Britney, has been secretly dating billionaire space ex…

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Funny story: The Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic

The Internet Has Just Shut Down The Terrorist Website www.terroristmothereffers.sic

MANHATTAN, New York – (Satire News) – Acting on a tip from information guru Andy Cohen, the Internet has taken steps to shut down a website that is run by members of four of the world’s most notorious terrorist groups. The four groups include the…

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper’s Sexual Secret Finally Comes Out

Anderson Cooper’s Sexual Secret Finally Comes Out

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down and interviewed Anderson Cooper. She noted that he has the most beautiful eyes of anyone she has ever seen, man or woman. Miss Chipotle, also noted…

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Funny story: NASCAR’S 1st Transgender Driver Wins Her First Race

NASCAR’S 1st Transgender Driver Wins Her First Race

TOLEDO, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – The NASCAR organization is proud to announce that the Toledo 300 Invitational was won by the organization’s very first transgender driver. Twenty-eight-year-old Catalina Puffinpick captured the coveted race from a…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Wants To Have Trump’s Baby

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The rumors swirling around Baltimore are that former White House aide to the one-term president Donald John Trump, Hope Hicks, has confided to her hairdresser that she wants to have DJT’s baby in the worst way. One has…

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Funny story: Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana

Mexico Has Decided To Legalize Marijuana

MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – According to Bravo Network information guru, Andy Cohen, the Republic of Mexico has decided to legalize the sale and purchase of marijuana. A spokesperson for the nation south of the USA stated that after hiring a dru…

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Funny story: A New Jersey Woman, With a Very Unusual Mouth Defect, Has Become Rich Giving You-Know-Whats

A New Jersey Woman, With a Very Unusual Mouth Defect, Has Become Rich Giving You-Know-Whats

HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Ear, throat, and mouth specialists had talked to 27-year-old Patsy Pillapalini about fixing her extremely unusual mouth defect. Patsy, an unemployed dental hygienist, was born with what doctors refer to as…

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Funny story: Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…

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Funny story: Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors

Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show

Ellen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is divulging the reason why after 19 years of being on the air, Ellen DeGeneres has decided to end her long-running talk show. Pico de Gallo with 3T reports that the real reason why the Louisiana n…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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Funny story: All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen, who knows everything about everyone, said that he recently interviewed the three members of the Russian heavy metal rock band, Pussy Riot. Andy talked to the band while eating dinner at Bost…

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