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Funny story: Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…

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Funny story: Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

Mexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It

MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors

Miley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show

Ellen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is divulging the reason why after 19 years of being on the air, Ellen DeGeneres has decided to end her long-running talk show. Pico de Gallo with 3T reports that the real reason why the Louisiana n…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…

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Funny story: All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

All 3 Members of Pussy Riot Are Now Claiming Trump Grabbed Them By The Pussy

BOSTON – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen, who knows everything about everyone, said that he recently interviewed the three members of the Russian heavy metal rock band, Pussy Riot. Andy talked to the band while eating dinner at Bost…

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Funny story: 91% of All Americans Agree That Ted Cruz Needs To Get His Treasonous Ass Deported Back To Guatemala

91% of All Americans Agree That Ted Cruz Needs To Get His Treasonous Ass Deported Back To Guatemala

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest Quinnipinni Poll states that 9 out of 10 U.S. citizens, agree that Senator Ted “Prick-Face” Cruz needs to take his anarchist-supporting ass back to Guatemala. Most die-hard Republicans hate Cruz even more…

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Funny story: Megan Thee Stallion To Have Her Humongous Tits Reduced

Megan Thee Stallion To Have Her Humongous Tits Reduced

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – It’s no secret in the entertainment world that rapper Megan Thee Stallion’s breasts are the biggest ones to come down the entertainment pike in a long time. Bravo Network's Andy Cohen has called the singer with the two…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That None of The Kardashians Will Be Voting For Kanye West

Kim Kardashian Says That None of The Kardashians Will Be Voting For Kanye West

CALABASAS, California – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian told Bravo’s Andy Cohen that every member of her family, including their grandmother, and second cousin once-removed, will be voting for Vice-President Joe Biden. She was asked by Cohen why sh…

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Funny story: A West Hollywood Porn Star Reveals That President Trump Wanted to Diddle Her

A West Hollywood Porn Star Reveals That President Trump Wanted to Diddle Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Left Coast Mirror Magazine intimated that a well-known entertainment industry porn star has an audio recording of President Trump trying to procure her for a naughty procurement [i.e. diddling]. The stunningly sexy…

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