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Funny story: Andrew Cuomo: Back in a Big Way?

Andrew Cuomo: Back in a Big Way?

Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…

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Funny story: Trump on golden showers

Trump on golden showers

Donald Trump stated that he was not into golden showers at a recent event he held with a roomful of his supporters. The comment was unprompted and not at all in context. Google “Trump and golden showers” if you think I’m making this up. Even a Spo…

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Funny story: Governor Cuomo Abandons His Dog Captain

Governor Cuomo Abandons His Dog Captain

So when Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned and moved out of the Governor’s mansion in Albany, the twit abandoned his dog, named Captain, saying, “Maybe somebody else can take care of him.” Andrew Cuomo can not be former Governor Mario Cuomo’s son. Mar…

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Funny story: Governor Andrew Cuomo Was Back

Governor Andrew Cuomo Was Back

Governor Cuomo is behind his desk again, giving orders. Brought back by Henri, the cyclone, hurricane, north westerner, ice storm headed toward the east coast and New York. The guy took on Coronavirus and succeeded by taking command, saving lives, pr…

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Funny story: Governor Andrew Cuomo To Run For Governor Of Florida

Governor Andrew Cuomo To Run For Governor Of Florida

Governor Andrew Cuomo, who recently resigned as Governor of New York because women didn’t like his hands-on, working policy, will run for Governor of Florida. A special election will be held as the present Governor appears to be on the side of th…

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Funny story: Governor Andrew Cuomo Explains Why He Resigned

Governor Andrew Cuomo Explains Why He Resigned

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Every news agency in America and over 147 world wide reported that New York Governor Andrew Cuomo resigned. He said that it was not because of any sexually-suggestive charges, or claims of sexual harassment, or anyt…

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Funny story: Some Good News for Governor Cuomo

Some Good News for Governor Cuomo

It has been a rough week for the Honorable Andrew Cuomo, New York’s beleaguered governor. Everyone from President Biden to the entire New York congressional delegation is calling on the governor to resign following a report issued by New York’s…

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Funny story: Calls For Cuomo To Resign Or Else He's Going To Be Impeached

Calls For Cuomo To Resign Or Else He's Going To Be Impeached

There are calls for New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign or be impeached. Not exactly a choice between Ice cream or pie, but that's the dessert that's being offered up to the Governor. He could say no to both choices and sit it out like Trump…

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Funny story: Governor Andrew Cuomo Says He’ll Resign When Trump Stops Lying (Which is Never!)

Governor Andrew Cuomo Says He’ll Resign When Trump Stops Lying (Which is Never!)

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – After countless members of Congress have called for the governor of New York to resign, Governor Cuomo has said that he has no plans to effen resign. He pointed out that Trump allegedly boinked 82 adult females, all…

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Funny story: Should New York Governor Cuomo Resign?

Should New York Governor Cuomo Resign?

The question is, as is often asked should Governor Andrew Cuomo resign or should he remain? Fast answer: He wasn't elected by the (covering all bases) maybe 100 women who presented sexual harassment charges and or complaints about his behavior. H…

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Funny story: Cuomo and Newsom can twirl; but can they hop?

Cuomo and Newsom can twirl; but can they hop?

Analysts say the two foremost governors, in charge of martializing the society at the cost of businesses dying, suicides, and other abuses, appear to be shifting their positions now that Trump is gone. Mr. Cuomo of New York and Mr. Newsom of Calif…

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Funny story: Vice-President Pence Wants To See Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Birth Certificate

Vice-President Pence Wants To See Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has informed American Spotlight Magazine that Vice-President Mike Pence is furious that New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, has just surpassed the president in popularity. A recent poll, taken by ASM, clearly...

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Funny story: Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

Many Democrats Are Now Wanting Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Throw His Hat Into the Presidential Ring

NEW YORK CITY - Governor Andrew Cuomo is receiving lots of praise from many people, including Republicans who are just simply fed up with Trump’s endless charade of non-presidential antics. People are saying that the New York governor conducts him...

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Funny story: No Nasty Questions For Trump

No Nasty Questions For Trump

For such a belligerent sloth, when asked a simple question, President Donald Trump turns into a snowflake, and calls the question nasty, and accuses the reporter of working for a loser organization. Then, he says the reporter asking the question was...

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Funny story: A Woman Veep For Joe Biden?

A Woman Veep For Joe Biden?

A woman vice president for Joe Biden? The first pick should be Judy Dench. She was excellent as 007’s boss, and let Ralph Fiennes have it with both barrels. However, she isn’t a US citizen or in politics, although she looks presidential. Biden ind...

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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy's daughter found spark out

Kerry Kennedy's daughter found spark out

Westchester, New York - Congenital Ambien deficiency is suspected after 17 year-old Michaela, daughter of Kerry Kennedy and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, was found slumped on the floor of her mother's home. "So far no bathtubs appear to be invo...

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Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...

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