WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kellyanne Conway, former chief adviser to the defeated GOP president, has been catching hell lately from none other than her own daughter, Claudia. Boom Boom News reports that the 16-year-old dynamo has done what…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump told Tiffany Trump that ever since her daddy got his ass banned from Twitter, he has been one big pile of ‘chit.’ The former first lady, and soon to be the former Mrs. Donald Trump, says that wit…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – After most Dallas Cowboys fans had their Thanksgiving Turkey meal at home, they drove to Cowboy Stadium, where they saw lots and lots of turkeys dressed in white, gray, and blue Dallas uniforms. The Cowpokes just cannot…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York World Register and hundreds of other news publications are all asking the head-shaking question, “What in the world was Jeffrey Toobin thinking?” Toobin, who was a well-respected writer for the New York…
NEW YORK CITY – (Celebrity Satire) – "Saturday Night Live" returned with a big bang with Chris Rock as the host. Chris was fresh off of a comedic tour of Scandinavia. He said that he had no idea how much the Norwegians loved ghetto comedy, rap mus…
COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Ku Klux Klan Illustrated magazine is reporting that their membership has gone up by 93% just in the past six months. KKK spokesperson Roy Dell “Bubba” Griddle told KKKI that, thanks to all of the hate-spewin…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - Britney Spears is 39, but she recently told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, that she is starting to feel 69. The singer, dancer, actress, ventriloquist, bricklayer, was once considered to be the “Princess of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The New York Times is reporting that the first lady of Liberty University, Becki Falwell, has allegedly carried on an intimate relationship with one of her husband’s golfing buddies. The golfer, who was not named…
MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - The Democratic National Convention easily had the highest television ratings of the night, beating out “The Friends Reunion”, “The M*A*S*H Reunion”, and “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania” season premier. The…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The Washington Post has just stated that Trump is afraid that he is going to lose the election and possibly end up in prison. A White House source said that he is now so nervous that he is binge eating seven…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mitch McConnell should have left politics years and years ago, while he still had the ability to reason in a sensible, non-racist way. He should have left when he told the iRumors News Agency that most Democrats can’t count to 7…
NEW YORK CITY – Executives at the Bravo Television Network are happy to announce that they have just signed Jennifer Lopez to star in her very own reality show. The show will feature Jennifer; her husband, the New York Yankees great, Alex Rodrigue…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for Trump University has said that the prestigious university's latest presidential political poll is now out. And the school has confirmed that its owner and titular dean, President Trump, is as happy as Anderson Co…
LOS ANGELES – ABC has stated that they are finalizing the plans to have a debate on the virtual Jimmy Kimmel Show. Network executives have talked to both Anderson Cooper and Sean Hannity, and both men have agreed to appear on the show. Hannity...
Many in the fake news world are incorrectly suggesting that Donald J. flipped out during a recent White House news rally. The New York Times published an article chronicling his apparent foot-dragging about the coronavirus before calling for a shutdo...
The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not wishing to add any additional ammunition to Stormy Daniel's claim that she had sex with The Donald at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, Trump dismissed her by tweeting: "As much as I admire her for her...
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