LONDON - (Satire News) - In news that has shocked the entire civilized world; and even parts of the uncivilized world, chit chat coming out of Buckingham Palace confirms that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth will in fact step down as queen on her 100th b…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – Sen. Manchin recently spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and he told him that he has no idea why so many people hate him. Cooper, who is not noted for mincing words replied, “Ahhhh, well my guess is probably becaus…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down and interviewed Anderson Cooper. She noted that he has the most beautiful eyes of anyone she has ever seen, man or woman. Miss Chipotle, also noted…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s top doctor has made it abundantly clear that the former resident of the White House, Donald J. Trump needs to have surgery and as soon as humanly possible. Dr. Fauci informed the news media that Trum…
MAR-a-Lago, Florida – (Satire News) – Anderson Cooper is reporting that he recently texted Melania Trump and she informed him that her ‘Alice in Wonderland’ husband is now claiming that the IRS owes him a refund of $13.9 trillion (with a T). Melan…
PANAMA CITY, Panama – (Satire News) - The little bitty Central American country of Panama, famous for hats, IUD's, and a big old canal, has warned the United States about their incessant fly-overs. Panamanian President Laurentino "Cookie" Cortizo…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A friend who is very close to Jennifer Lopez told Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle that J.Lo has fallen head-over-heels in love with Ben Affleck (again). The 51-year-old ‘Jenny from the block’ says that Ben h…
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – The former first lady and proponent of the “Be Best” movement recently spoke with CNN’s Anderson Cooper in The George Corley Wallace Commemorative Bedroom at Mar-a-Lago. She told him that he is without a doubt…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has broken the story that Trump’s private bodyguard is being investigated for various violations, and the word on 42nd Street is that he will turn on Trump faster than a police car turning a stre…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The first Kimmel-Hannity feud ended two years ago, but Fox News second banana, Sean Hannity has rekindled it by saying that Jimmy Kimmel was actually born in Afghanistan. Kimmel fired back by saying that Sean is so damn…
CORN KERNEL, Iowa – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just learned that 375 pounds of debris from a Peruvian Herculean rocket is expected to land somewhere in Iowa in mid July. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle said she spoke with Elroy Figalooni, a spokespe…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Kellyanne Conway, former chief adviser to the defeated GOP president, has been catching hell lately from none other than her own daughter, Claudia. Boom Boom News reports that the 16-year-old dynamo has done what…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump told Tiffany Trump that ever since her daddy got his ass banned from Twitter, he has been one big pile of ‘chit.’ The former first lady, and soon to be the former Mrs. Donald Trump, says that wit…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – After most Dallas Cowboys fans had their Thanksgiving Turkey meal at home, they drove to Cowboy Stadium, where they saw lots and lots of turkeys dressed in white, gray, and blue Dallas uniforms. The Cowpokes just cannot…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York World Register and hundreds of other news publications are all asking the head-shaking question, “What in the world was Jeffrey Toobin thinking?” Toobin, who was a well-respected writer for the New York…
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