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Funny story: Disney Agrees To Drop Their Don't Say Gay Rule - But Replaces It With a Worse One

Disney Agrees To Drop Their Don't Say Gay Rule - But Replaces It With a Worse One

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - The powers-that-be at Disney have given in and announced that they are dropping their "Don't Say Gay," rule. A spokesperson for Disney, Teodore P. Pillsack, 38, who admits to being gay, stated that the amusemen…

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Funny story: Disney World Re-Opens But With Hardly Any Visitors

Disney World Re-Opens But With Hardly Any Visitors

ORLANDO, Florida – After being completely shut down for four months due to the Coronapalooza pandemic, Disney World is now open for business. But, it appears that no one told the American people, as the attendance for the amusement theme park's fi…

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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park to Shut Down Due to the Coronavirus

The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park to Shut Down Due to the Coronavirus

WEST MONROE, Louisiana – Phil Robertson the patriarch of the famed Duck Dynasty clan has just informed the media that, after 5 years, the famous amusement park will be shutting down. Robertson stated that, with the spread of the Coronavirus, it ha...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...

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Funny story: The White House Reports That China Has Offered To Buy Yellowstone National Park

The White House Reports That China Has Offered To Buy Yellowstone National Park

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has informed the news media that President Obama has just received a text message from the government of China. Secretary Colfax stated that the Republic of China is very interested in purc...

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Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame has just informed the news media about plans for a Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park. The park is scheduled to open in early 2015, and it will include...

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