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Funny story: Simon Cowell Plans New Reality Show Called 'Musical Parachutes'

Simon Cowell Plans New Reality Show Called 'Musical Parachutes'

LONDON, U.K. - Reality show phenomenon, Simon Cowell, has revealed plans he is about to start auditions for his next multi-million dollar franchise called 'Musical Parachutes'. "Look, people.." Mr. Cowell pronounced to the attending media, "...the...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Joins Forces With Cheryl Cole

Sir Alex Joins Forces With Cheryl Cole

After the ritual humiliation Man Utd suffered at the hands of Barcelona in the Champions League final, Sir Alex Ferguson is changing career at the ripe old age of 69. Having seen his beloved side, carefully crafted through the years, being dismant...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Piers Morgan Side With Cheryl Cole And Attack Simon Cowell For Firing Her From X-Factor

Russell Brand and Piers Morgan Side With Cheryl Cole And Attack Simon Cowell For Firing Her From X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - In what many media critics are hailing as The modern day reality show version of The Battle of Britain fought on American soil Englishmen Russell Brand and Piers Morgan have both come to the aid of their fellow countrywoman Cheryl Cole. Cole had been all set to be one of the three judges on Simon Cowell's new American version of the British hit show, X-Factor when suddenly she was...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination

Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination

Having been dumped from the judging panel of X-Factor USA because of her accent, Cheryl Cole has instructed her legal team to pursue litigation against the Fox TV network. Any case will hinge on whether it can be proven that Geordie can be classed...

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Funny story: All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

All Change At American X Factor As Cheryl Cole Is Fired And Pippa Middleton Is Hired!

The storm surrounding the sensational sacking of Cheryl Cole from American X Factor shows no signs of abating this morning, with the rumour mill working overtime processing and devouring snippet after snippet concerning the amazing axeing of the UK's...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Drops A Bombshell: American 'X-Factor' Is Getting Rid of The Sultry Cheryl Cole

Simon Cowell Drops A Bombshell: American 'X-Factor' Is Getting Rid of The Sultry Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Just one short month ago Simon Cowell, aka "The Sultan of Sarcasm" was singing the praises of English singer Cheryl Cole whom he had hand picked to be one of the judges on his American version of X-Factor. Cowell informed Pico de Gallo...

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Funny story: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

Simon Cowell Confirms That His X-Factor Judges Will Be The "Erotically Sexy" Cheryl Cole and The "Hormone Happy" Paula Abdul

LOS ANGELES - After months of speculation that included Simon Cowell hiring everyone from Elton John to Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Mick Jagger to Justin Bieber, the man known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" has chosen ex-American girlfriend Paula Abdul and e...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Take 'Emma Thompson Lessons'

Cheryl Cole To Take 'Emma Thompson Lessons'

Cheryl Cole, the new star of the US version of the X Factor, is to attempt to bury her strong Newcastle accent so that her new American audience can understand her, and will commence taking 'Emma Thompson lessons' immediately. Cole's Geordie slur-...

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Funny story: U.S. 'X-Factor' Executives Ask Cheryl Cole of England To Refrain From Saying "Why Aye," "Yous," "Wat," and "Pet"

U.S. 'X-Factor' Executives Ask Cheryl Cole of England To Refrain From Saying "Why Aye," "Yous," "Wat," and "Pet"

HOLLYWOOD - The American version of Simon Cowell's X-Factor has not even aired yet and there already appears to be some trouble brewing and it deals with the English judge Cheryl Cole. Cole who is the girlfriend of the star of Dancing With The Sta...

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Funny story: Adrian Chiles to Present American X-Factor

Adrian Chiles to Present American X-Factor

Adrian Chiles is to defect to American Television after being offered the plum presenting job by Simon Cowell. Since 'Daybreak's' falling ratings Chiles is said to have described the breakfast programme as 'c**p' and has asked his agent to get him...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has already signed British singer Cheryl Cole, the good looking sexy girlfriend of Derek Hough, to appear as one of the judges on his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. Rumors running rampant throughout the Hollywo...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Signs Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole To A $16 Million Contract To Appear On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - The founder and CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell is brimming with pride as he has finally signed fellow Britisher Cheryl Cole to appear as a judge on his new American version of the popular English show X-Factor. The show is b...

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Funny story: It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

It Appears That American Idol's Randy "The Dawg" Jackson Has Decided To Fill Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" Cowell's Shoes

NASHVILLE - The producers of American Idol have decided to lower the requirement age for AI contestants down to 15. And they have done this in anticipation of Simon Cowell's brand new soon to hit the airwaves show X-Factor. Cowell's American versi...

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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Turns Down Simon Cowell's Offer of Being A Judge On His New American Show 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the CEO of 19th Hole Productions, has just learned that Indian actress Aishwarya Rai has refused his offer of being one of the judges on his new X-Factor Show. Cowell who was the mastermind behind the extremely popular si...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

Simon Cowell Begs Mick Jagger To Be A Judge On His New American Show, 'X-Factor'

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, aka The British Bulldog, was in Tinsel Town taking care of business matters regarding his brand new show X-Factor. The singing reality show is a spin-off of his highly successful X-Factor from London, England. Cowell h...

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Funny story: Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell Signs The Sexy British Singer Cheryl Cole To Be A Judge On America's X-Factor

Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell Signs The Sexy British Singer Cheryl Cole To Be A Judge On America's X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man with the Midas touch, has just signed the attractively sexy British singer Cheryl Cole to be one of the judges on his new American version of X-Factor. Cole was given a contract which will pay her $4.7 million [£3...

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