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Funny story: Hunter Biden Replaces Waldo in Where’s Waldo

Hunter Biden Replaces Waldo in Where’s Waldo

In a surprise move meant to quiet the controversy of a topless sunbather recently found in the Where’s Waldo line of books, the publisher, Trumparian Books, announced Hunter Biden would replace Waldo. A representative, who spoke under the condi...

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Funny story: Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Bolton to secrete himself in drone over The Strait of Hormuz

Early yesterday Iran brought down a US RQ-Global Hawk drone. The size of a passenger airliner, this drone was surveiling in Kouhmobaruk air space near the Strait of Hormuz. It had released its scouring eye for any signs of mines, lower-flying...

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Funny story: Oh, My God! It's Not.... Not.... Not PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION Time Again Is It???????

Oh, My God! It's Not.... Not.... Not PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION Time Again Is It???????

Noooooooooooooooo! It can't be! It's inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can't be true! IT CAN'T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!!!!!! It seems like the last one just ended. I still haven't recovered from that one yet. The scars haven...

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Funny story: Attorney General's Redaction Instructions Revealed.

Attorney General's Redaction Instructions Revealed.

AP reporter, Quigley Sand, recently obtained a leaked set of instructions from William Barr to his staff on how to specifically redact the Mueller Report. The following instructions in regards to the redaction of the Mueller Report are as foll...

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Funny story: Boston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"

Boston University May Reclassify Major in "Economics"

NEW YORK - The recent election of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for New York's 14th Congressional district has brought national attention to the role of politics in economic development. The Political Rock-Star "AOC" disrupted an astounding deal for Amazo...

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Funny story: Zombie deer disease sweeping US and Canada originated at political rally with Sarah Sanders

Zombie deer disease sweeping US and Canada originated at political rally with Sarah Sanders

Health authorities are now warning that instead of CWD (chronic wasting disease) spreading to humans, it derives from humans. Known as “zombie deer disease” in its current form, recent news has warned of animals such as deer, elk, and moose behavi...

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Funny story: Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

Illuminati Lost Control of CIA ?!!!

St. Moritz, Switzerland - Please, do not make the "Shock-Face".... The standard, reassuring sympathy in a quiet voice saying - "golly, we never saw this coming" is enough. You know, I know, and WE ALL KNOW that this story could have been written two years ago. Can you remember the day when you saw "The Head of the CIA" (or some other "Top Intel Official") on a women's morning talk show? ... And t...

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Funny story: "Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

"Baby Jesus Would Adore Globalist Authoritarians"

VATICAN, ROME - Pope Francis provided a "casual response" to journalists after being asked about "Migrants" and the Border Policy of the United States. Democrats in the US Congress embarked on an "All-Christmas-Long" Media Blitz on how the "Religion...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

Melania Trump Faces Indictment on Witchcraft

WASHINGTON DC - Representatives for the FBI have announced that First Lady Melania Trump may be implicated on capital crimes related to Witchcraft and Russian Collusion in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Although a large number of law enforcem...

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Funny story: CIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death

CIA Advises Bombing of Saudis Over Khashoggi Death

WASHINGTON DC - Members of the US Congress are receiving a large number of reports from the CIA with information related to the death of Jamal Khashoggi. Senators with special access to these briefings say the evidence is very compelling. Nearly ever...

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Funny story: George H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House

George H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House

WASHINGTON DC - With the passing of George H W Bush on November 30th, thousands took time to remember the man he was, and to be thankful for many of the things which he had done. In fact, his accomplishments were so profound that many of the most pow...

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Funny story: Nun steps forward from the old days to defend Judge Kavanaugh

Nun steps forward from the old days to defend Judge Kavanaugh

Immediately following the Senate Judiciary Committee's confirmation of Mr. Kavanaugh, Senate investigators are urging caution. A new witness, Sister Rose, has appeared from the past, in support of Mr. Kavanaugh, and just in time for the complete...

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Funny story: Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...

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Funny story: Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"

After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...

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Funny story: Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

In early November 2016, Scotland's first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, expressed more clearly than many other world leaders the hope that Donald Trump, when in office, would be very different from the Donald Trump she had witnessed on the presidential c...

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Funny story: Donald Groped Hillary in 2005! Trump and Weiner Sext Each Other!

Donald Groped Hillary in 2005! Trump and Weiner Sext Each Other!

[Associated Press, Washington, D.C.] FBI Director James Comey informed members of Congress this morning that he was expanding his investigation into e-mails, based on materials found on the laptop of disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner.

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Funny story: Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Clearing away DAPL protesters from a pipeline route across the twin Dakota states, Energy Transfer Partners oil company has indicated a resounding FO to the justice department. The company is owned by prominent world banks and has financial connec...

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