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Funny story: Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Brazilian Mar-A-Lago Won’t Attract Monkey Shit

Donald Trump Junior has finished construction on his father’s mansion in Brazil, near the Amazon jungle. There, daily shipments of coke, meth, some weird frog poison that makes you high, and any other drugs he can get through his family’s South Ameri…

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Funny story: New Teen Movie - Rappers With Drones - Protectors Of the Amazon - (With Kim Kardashian)

New Teen Movie - Rappers With Drones - Protectors Of the Amazon - (With Kim Kardashian)

A new Teen movie is in development. where a bunch of Male Teens save the World from Global Warming. All the stars in it are over 30 but look 20 - so no problem there. It's all guys, but no funny business, as they don't even look at porno.

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Funny story: Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo Resigns

Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo Resigns

IQUITOS (WAHUU VILLAGE): Amazon Chief Tribesman Humba Homba Hombongo today confirmed has submitted his resignation after learning the shocking defeat of Malaysia's Barisan National during the 14th General Election that was held on May 9. The defeat o...

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Funny story: Spider-pig Found in Amazon Rain Forest

Spider-pig Found in Amazon Rain Forest

Little did Homer Simpson know when he sang his Spider-Man based song, he was actually describing an existing species. Just the sort of genius he is known for. Homer sang these prophetic words while holding a pig upside down, walking it along the...

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Funny story: Geldof taken down by Amazon

Geldof taken down by Amazon

Sir Bob Geldof has taken his 30th anniversary supergroup Band AID to the Amazon for what was meant be a secret Christmas special finale to Band AID 30. The supergroup haven't been able to perform the hit 'Do they know It's Christmas?' as they had int...

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Funny story: Giant hanging penis discovered in Amazon forest!

Giant hanging penis discovered in Amazon forest!

Amazon Forest, somewhere in Brazil: A huge hanging penis has been discovered by anthropologists studying hidden, indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforests. The discovery is a sensation because never before has a living penis been discovered with...

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Funny story: The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

The Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...

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Funny story: Alien filmed in Amazon jungle is Michael Jackson's ghost!

Alien filmed in Amazon jungle is Michael Jackson's ghost!

An Alien caught moonwalking in the Amazon rain forest has been identified as Michael Jackson's ghost! The Alien or Michael was "Fred Astair-ing" between mango and banana trees when two British tourists high on the local brew, cachaca, just happened t...

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Funny story: Amazon Jungle Tribe Has No Concept Of Time

Amazon Jungle Tribe Has No Concept Of Time

Researchers have reported that the Amondawa tribe, who were first discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest in 1986, have no notion of time as an abstract concept. Chris Sinha, Professor of Psychology of Language at the University of Ports...

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Funny story: Sir Attenborough Quits TV After Tribe Encounter

Sir Attenborough Quits TV After Tribe Encounter

World famous documentary filmmaker and nature lover, David Attenborough has quit television after declaring the world is now, "too small to explore." In an interview with BBC radio, the 84 year old national treasure poured his heart out, after re...

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Funny story: Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

The remains of missing UK hippy tree hugger Lesley Mandleson has been found today in the Amazon rainforest where he was attempting fend to off illegal logging by tying himself to trees. Rescue worker Fidel Ramerez said, "Ok, this guy (26, beard) w...

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Funny story: Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

QUITO, Ecuador - A tree-hugging judge presiding over a $27 billion environmental lawsuit against Chevroil recused himself from the case Friday to allow legal proceedings to continue uninterrupted, said Ecuadorian officials. Earlier this week, Che...

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Funny story: Brazil's Amazon Rainforest Burns Completely Down

Brazil's Amazon Rainforest Burns Completely Down

MANACAPURO, Brazil - The world's leading scientists are trying to figure out how in the world Brazil's Amazon Rainforest managed to catch fire and burn completely down to the ground. Professor Verbicarpo San Lobo of Rio De Janeiro's Amazonia A&...

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Funny story: The Prince, The Frog, Mork And Indiana Jones

The Prince, The Frog, Mork And Indiana Jones

The giant frog which appeared alongside Prince Charles and sons Wills and Harry in a wacky, off the wall, save the rainforest internet broadcast was a reluctant participant according to Royal insiders. The broadcast, which also featured Mork, the...

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

J.K. Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' breaks all records, selling 8 million copies while last tree in Amazon forest is cut down; flooding in Central England ensues

Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...

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