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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

Amanda Bynes Heading For The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - The former Nickelodeon star just cannot seem to keep her caboose out of trouble. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the 27-year-old quasi-actress has been detained by the LAPD after she reportedly set fire to a neighbor's 60-foot t...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen

Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen

NEW YORK CITY - The life of Amanda Bynes is starting to resemble that of Lindsay "The Little Lost Lush" Lohan. Bynes, who starred on the Nickelodeon Channel has had more ups and downs than the Empire State Building elevators. She has been charg...

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Funny story: A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

NEW YORK CITY - Just when many folks figured that there could be no one flakier, nuttier, and fruitier than Lindsay Lohan along comes Amanda Bynes to prove them wrong. The former Nickelodeon star has already shown that she is following in Lilo's f...

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Funny story: Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed

Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed

New York - Janitors were busy hosing down a fifth floor terrace this morning after a flying bong from the 36th floor apartment rented by The Amanda Show star made an unexpected crash landing in the Wassersteins' hot tub. Bynes, 27, was arrested fo...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton. Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner

Amanda Bynes Tossed Out Of A Seafood Diner

MARINA DEL REY - Former Nickelodeon star and the latest celebrity train wreck to come out of Tinsel Town, Amanda Bynes was spotted at The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner where she was literally attacking her Lobster meal with a fork and Ginsu knife. T...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Hopes Topless Photo Tweet Will Finally Draw Attention Of Heterosexual Mankind

Amanda Bynes Hopes Topless Photo Tweet Will Finally Draw Attention Of Heterosexual Mankind

HOLLYWOOD, CA - "What does a girl have to do to get noticed in this town?!" Those are the words of wisdom accompanying Amanda Bynes' recently ghostwritten tweet of a photograph exposing her pleasantly voluptuous milky white breasts to the greater so...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Meant Drake Bell

Amanda Bynes Meant Drake Bell

In 'The Little Prince' the fox says "Words are a source of misunderstanding." Today Amanda Bynes has set the net on fire by tweeting "I want Drake @ Drake to murder my vagina." The Twittersphere thinks that Amanda Bynes is talking about the Jewish ra...

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Funny story: Amanda Bynes, 24, Announces She is Retiring From Acting - Ah Was Amanda Bynes An Actress?

Amanda Bynes, 24, Announces She is Retiring From Acting - Ah Was Amanda Bynes An Actress?

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Amanda Bynes was visiting one of the most well-known attractions in both Dakotas, Mount Rushmore. She pointed out that she is a huge fan of Theodore Roosevelt. She smiled and remarked, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, a...

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