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Funny story: Amal Clooney to teach Columbia Law how to suck eggs

Amal Clooney to teach Columbia Law how to suck eggs

New York - Jumped-up media nonentity and human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has fallen hook-line-and-sinker for a visiting professorship at the prestigious Ivy-eff League school. "The sinecure commences April 1st, Ms C's birthday," a spokesperson f...

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Funny story: Pancake Day jibe for silly Amal Clooney

Pancake Day jibe for silly Amal Clooney

The Hague, Netherlands - Human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has been cut down to size by Stonkerz magazine after being dubbed 'Princess Pancake' on account of her flat 30A-cup tits. The Pancake Day award comes with a year's supply of brassiere cup...

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Funny story: New biography says Barack Obama shagged Amal Clooney

New biography says Barack Obama shagged Amal Clooney

Washington AC/DC - And Halle Berry, Erin Nordegren plus both the Williams Sisters, Rebekah Brooks and dozens more. Author Lakeesha Xanadu's smash-hit tome claims lawyer Amal Clooney is Malia Obama's real mom and that DNA squabs - uh, swabs! - prov...

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Funny story: Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money. A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...

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Funny story: Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Obama Sends Ultimatum To George Clooney

Barack Obama yesterday sent out a warning to George Clooney to return his Barbra Streissand CD in seven days or face the full force of Michelle Obama. "The CD is technically hers. I play it to relax with at the end of a day's droning, so I am missing...

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Funny story: 'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

Baghdad, Iraq - 'Hope you appreciate I groomed her for you, George,' the CIA 's most wanted ISIL insurgent tweeted this morning as pics of George Clooney's wedding went viral on the net. Jihadi John, as he is known in Langley, Virginia, also uploa...

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Funny story: A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

A bit mutton-dressed-as-lamb as Mrs George Clooney dons designer frock

Venice, Italy - It looked fab on a 16 year-old size zero model at Giambattista Valli's Spring 2014 Couture show where the $15,000 embellished lace creation was voted a winner. This morning an exact replica worn by newlywed Mrs George Clooney, 36,...

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Funny story: Who's the baby father, George?

Who's the baby father, George?

New York - A war of words has broken out on the MumsTheWordNet site about who might have fathered George Clooney's girlfriend's baby bump other than her fiancé George. London human frights barrister Ms Anal Alapudding is looking four months pregna...

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Funny story: Fears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers

Fears about 'exploding manhole cover syndrome' outside Ecuador embassy making Julian Assange bonkers

London, UK - A build-up of toxic safe house gases under the Ecuadorian embassy building in Knightsbridge has hit the fugitive from justice hard. WikiLeaks renegade Julian Assange fears his life is in danger from a potential explosion outside his...

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Funny story: OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

OMG! Julian Assange's lawyer says 'Yes, darling!' to George Clooney

New York - The dazzling five carat sparkler on Amal Alamuddin's engagement ring finger made its public debut tonight as the happy couple dined out at the exclusive Upper East Side restaurant Nob-U-Like. Thirty-six year old raven-haired beauty Amal...

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