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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Addresses The Demi Lovato Rumors

Alex Rodriguez Addresses The Demi Lovato Rumors

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Former New York Yankees great and spokesperson for Hercules Brand Condoms and El Matador Beer Alex Rodriguez, 45, spoke with Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle. Miss Fiddle asked him about the rumorindoes that are…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the cuddly old pussy by donating her to Jennifer Lopez. The elderly female cat, named Maria, was surrendered to the Lopez home last month, after its…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Is Thrilled at Having Her Own Reality Show on the Bravo Network

Jennifer Lopez Is Thrilled at Having Her Own Reality Show on the Bravo Network

NEW YORK CITY – Executives at the Bravo Television Network are happy to announce that they have just signed Jennifer Lopez to star in her very own reality show. The show will feature Jennifer; her husband, the New York Yankees great, Alex Rodrigue…

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Funny story: Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...

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Funny story: Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...

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Funny story: A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...

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Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Writing Poetry During Year Off

Alex Rodriguez Writing Poetry During Year Off

He may have been kicked out of baseball for a year but New York Yankees Alex Rodriguez has gone back to writing poetry. What kind of poetry? "Somewhere between Bob Dylan and Mohammed Ali he laughed." A-Rod then told some reporters that he h...

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Funny story: Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...

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Funny story: A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...

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Funny story: Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.

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Funny story: The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...

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Funny story: A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

MIAMI - Former Major League Baseball player José Canseco has reportedly called up suspended New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. Canseco who was found to have used steroids during his playing days decided to call up A-Rod and invite him to join...

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Funny story: Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Following Friday's 9-4 loss to the New York Yankees, Detroit Manager Jim Leyland filed an official protest with Major League Baseball. The charge: Yank's 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez is playing with a corked femur. "He hit a standup triple off of Sc...

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Funny story: A-Rod's Agent, PR Firm Suggest Pretending He's Gay-Rod As Next Career Move

A-Rod's Agent, PR Firm Suggest Pretending He's Gay-Rod As Next Career Move

Worried about their client's future marketability, Alex Rodridguez's agent and public relations firm are telling the baseball star to pretend he's gay and come out to the sports world. Future endorsement deals with gay cruise lines, Antique World Ma...

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Funny story: A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

NEW YORK CITY - The decision has finally come down and a total of 13 Major League Baseball players have been suspended for using PED's (Performance Enhancing Drugs). New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 38, received the stiffest penalty.

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