Jennifer Lopez married in Las Vegas, went to Paris for a honeymoon, then married again in Georgia, with a 3-day wedding celebration for family and friends. So that’s twice to the same guy. Previously she was married to three different men and almost…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Former New York Yankees great and spokesperson for Hercules Brand Condoms and El Matador Beer Alex Rodriguez, 45, spoke with Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle. Miss Fiddle asked him about the rumorindoes that are…
RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…
NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…
NEW YORK CITY – Executives at the Bravo Television Network are happy to announce that they have just signed Jennifer Lopez to star in her very own reality show. The show will feature Jennifer; her husband, the New York Yankees great, Alex Rodrigue…
The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...
A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...
He may have been kicked out of baseball for a year but New York Yankees Alex Rodriguez has gone back to writing poetry. What kind of poetry? "Somewhere between Bob Dylan and Mohammed Ali he laughed." A-Rod then told some reporters that he h...
Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...
New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...
ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.
NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...
MIAMI - Former Major League Baseball player José Canseco has reportedly called up suspended New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. Canseco who was found to have used steroids during his playing days decided to call up A-Rod and invite him to join...
Following Friday's 9-4 loss to the New York Yankees, Detroit Manager Jim Leyland filed an official protest with Major League Baseball. The charge: Yank's 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez is playing with a corked femur. "He hit a standup triple off of Sc...
Worried about their client's future marketability, Alex Rodridguez's agent and public relations firm are telling the baseball star to pretend he's gay and come out to the sports world. Future endorsement deals with gay cruise lines, Antique World Ma...
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