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Funny story: Alan the Douche

Alan the Douche

Alan Doucherwitz calls himself a Liberal Democrat who likes to hang at Martha’s Vineyard, but, oh no! People are shunning him. They expect him to give fascinating lectures in the Vineyard, but why oh why doesn’t anyone like him? He’s being cancelled,…

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Funny story: Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

Brooklyn Crime Family Member Garbanzo Goombalini Has Agreed To Run Against Marjorie Taylor Greene

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The head of an infamous Brooklyn crime family, Salvatore Goombalini, has just announced that he has chosen his younger brother Garbanzo Goombalini, to run against Marjorie Taylor Greene, who he calls one of the meanest, nas…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy

Donald Trump Says John Bolton's A Liar But Hardly Knew The Guy

Donald Trump started slandering John Bolton, his former White House Chief of Staff, (who replaced General John Kelly, who replaced Reince Priebus) with his usual, predictable rant: John Bolton? Don't know him. Who was he? Trump's slander rant will...

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Funny story: Navy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard

Navy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard

Hyannis Port, Mass. - As billions watched in the United States and around the world, a complex operation involving dozens of U.S. Navy Seal divers and support personnel have succeeded in removing famous legal analyst, news commentator and Trump suppo...

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Funny story: Alexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC

Alexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC

Sure he's dead, but that didn't stop him from appearing before a huge crowd in Times Square yesterday to complain about the Treasury Department's plans to boot him from the front of the $10 bill. "It's an outrage," he told the crowd, continuing, "...

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