Innovative football manager Alan Pardew has managed the impossible! He’s made fans of a club that used to have Tony Pulis in charge hate him more than they do Pulis. Which is a fantastic achievement as Pulis is the most fundamentally unlikable man in...
Alan Pardew insists he is doing everything he can to keep striker Demba Ba, 27, at Newcastle
I find handcuffs work best.
Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, 21, admits he and his team-mates have no idea how the situation with striker Robin van Persie will pan out.
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Liverpool are understood to have had a bid rejected for 25-yea...
Who would have thought it, The Toon at 4th place in the Premier League? No, it's the playmaker who is making it all happen.
An American actress better known for her biting performances in a famous TV comedy sitcom is the driving force behind Newca...
Gunners' boss Arsene Wenger has turned up the heat on football fugitive Joey Barton.
Rumours are circulating the North London underworld that 'Frenchie' Wenger has sent a Michael Caine lookalike up to Newcastle with instructions to "Get Joey."...
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