Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings.
As if this wasn't shock enough Andy Coulson has resigned as Director of Communcations...
BEFORE HIS ENTRY into politics, Alan Johnson was the country's best-known Bill Haley lookalike.
Once be-quiffed and with a guitar slung round his neck, the 19 year old Johnson went by the name of Sweet Ally-Jo, The Rocker Billy Ho.
Now aged 59...
As Cabinet Ministers resigned one after the other, in a remarkable impersonation of rats leaving a sinking ship, the new Home Secretary Peter Saintson denied he wanted his boss's job.
'No, no, not me', he said, 'absolutely not, perish the thought!...
21 June 2007
Secretary of State for Education and Skills
Department for Education and Skills
A survey of a broad section of workplaces in the UK, to discover what people think about the use of bad language, has turned up some surprising results.
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