One of Al-Qaeda's leading spies, Hanji Mir Azis was recently arrested as he sat in Yankee Stadium watching a game between the Yanks and the world champion Houston Astros. Mir Azis is considered to be one of the world's most prolific spies, who has…
Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck first broke the story about a Buckingham Palace guard actually being an Al-Qaeda operative. Buck said that he got the scoop from record producer and businessman Simon Cowell. Cowell reportedly heard the rum…
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just informed the American public that members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have just captured one of the terrorist world's most notorious female spies. Miss Jean-Pierre stated that Mir…
One of the most notorious Al-Qaeda operatives Shateen Koot Shoom has been taken into custody by members of the DEA. The infamous terrorist known as "Crazy Shateen," was sitting in a box seat at Yankee stadium watching the Yanks playing against the…
The last game of the Miami Heat vs. the Denver Nuggets NBA playoff series was held at Ball Arena in Denver. One of the 19,909 fans in the stands was none other than Al-Qaeda leader Shaker Ali Poupon, who was dressed incognito in a Denver Nuggets b…
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - According to The Humps News Agency the rumor that the infamous Al-Qaeda spy Al Farri Shakeen has been captured is in fact true. TH reported that the infamous spy was caught sitting in the drive-thru window…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard agents have just captured one of the world's most nefarious terrorists, Shake Noxema Babu. Babu, who is a charter member of Al-Qaeda, was apparently disguised a…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World Satire) - The Taliban president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, has issued a stern warning to the fucking terrorist groups that if they have any sense at all they will leave his country; and pronto, as they say in Costa R…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Reports from several news agencies state that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened up an investigatory investigation into the dangerously serious fucked up antics of Willard Carroll Smith, Jr. A spokesper…
TUCSON, Arizona – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just broken the story that a man who admits to being an ex-member of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group has thrown his Balaclava (headgear) into the Tucson mayorial race. Fasheed Yosheen Shaker, 41, an unem…
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota – (Satire News) – The FBI has confirmed that the terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has opened up a recruiting office in downtown Minneapolis. Tyler P. Broomcorn, a spokesperson for the FBI, has informed the news medi…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of Manhattan’s most popular realtors has said that he recently received a text message from an individual who says that he represents the Sand Castle Cartel, which is a part of the Al-Qaeda terrorist group. Real…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to The Chicago Daily Wind, secret documents have just been found in a White House storage room that show that Donald Trump gave Al-Qaeda $19 million. The report clearly showed that the amount was actual…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World News) – The Middle East news agency known as Sandstone News has just reported that two very popular terrorists groups have plans to invade Afghanistan and kick the Taliban out. Al-Qaeda leader Zabu Isbad Fufu, and Hezbo…
SUKAHATU, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind reports that one of the most notorious Al-Qaeda leaders Omar Shaker Fasheen is now is custody. A team of 6 Navy Seals captured Fasheen as he was having kinky sexual relations with his…
PORT CAMEL TOE, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Mirage News Agency of Afghanistan has declared that, by a vote of 901 to 3, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been voted the official 2021 pin-up girl for the Al-Qaeda Navy. Al-Qaeda Ad…
CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (World News) – Al Qaeda Assistant Leader Mustafa Habiboo reportedly texted Taliban and Hezbollah leaders stating that, as he was watching Anderson Cooper on CNN, he had no freaking idea that it was so damn easy to invade the…
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