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Funny story: Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board

Air Force Academy Forced to Shut Down After Kellyanne Conway Gets Removed from Advisory Board

Colorado Springs, Colorado - After the Biden Administration forced former Trump confidant and sidekick Kellyanne Conway from it's Board of Advisors, the faculty at the Air Force Academy said they have "no choice" but to "close our doors immediately a…

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Funny story: The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

The United States Has Just Leased A Military Air Force Base in The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Wind newspaper has just revealed that the Ukraine has agreed to lease one of its military air force bases to the U.S. Ukrainian General Dinipro Visachenko stated that the deal will not cost the Americ…

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Funny story: Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Woops, the Trump people did it again! They misspelled Nobel. When you make a silly mistake, you’re supposed to learn, grow, and never make it again. It's sort of like, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Amen! Several months ag…

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Funny story: Air Force to treat Area 51 visitors to dazzling air show

Air Force to treat Area 51 visitors to dazzling air show

If you’re one of the 1.3 million to RSVP the Storm Area 51 Facebook event planned for this September, the Air Force would like you to know they have some special surprises in store. A first of its kind air show awaits all visitors who “access the ar...

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Funny story: The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

The Air Force Academy Says Cadets Caught With Marijuana Will Have To Wear A Red "M" On Their Forehead

COLORADO SPRINGS - The administrative board of The United States Air Force Academy has stated that even though the purchase and use of marijuana is legal in the state that does not apply to the Air Force Academy campus. A spokesperson for the coll...

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Funny story: A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona. Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...

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Funny story: Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Massive air raid scheduled for Maricopa County Arizona early Sunday

Arizona - Sunday UPDATE - According to local reports in Mesa, AZ, the toxins were administered via truck early Sunday morning. In addition to the stray cats and mosquitoes that were killed, the occasional unaware pedestrian was sprayed. Of cour...

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Funny story: President Obama Designates King Georges Landfill as National Cemetery

President Obama Designates King Georges Landfill as National Cemetery

Washington -- President Obama announced today that he was designating the King Georges Landfill in Virginia as a National Cemetery to honor the remains of veterans already dumped at the landfill by the U.S. Military. The new National Cemetery will b...

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Funny story: U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

U.S Soldier Receives $1.3 million of "Support" From Ribbon Sales

(November 11, 2010 -- Houston, TX)… A compelling story of patriotism warmed the nations heart this Veteran's Day as Lt. Bob McGuffie received a remarkable amount of "support" in the form of $1.3 million. McGuffie, who's a true American Hero despite...

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Funny story: USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...

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Funny story: It's Obama's Air Force Now

It's Obama's Air Force Now

With long faces the Generals started to march out of President Ego's Office (ergo, President Obama's Office). The fix was in - for every 100 troops the President sends to meet General McChrystal's request for a 40,000 troop insertion into Afghan...

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Funny story: Latvia decides to replace airforce with paper planes

Latvia decides to replace airforce with paper planes

The Federal Government of Latvia has announced it will replace its ageing air force fleet with 40 000 paper aeroplanes purchased from China. The Latvian Defence Minister announced this decision to astonished media at a press conference in the cap...

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Funny story: US Air Force implements "Smart Card Logon" for aircraft, missiles

US Air Force implements "Smart Card Logon" for aircraft, missiles

All U.S. Air Force pilots will soon be required to use Common Access Cards, or "smart cards," to log on to aircraft and missiles. USAF is moving away from unsecure access in an effort to thwart saboteurs and terrorists from putting critica...

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Funny story: Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Last branch of service to be outsourced...

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