Since Donald Trump will soon release his new line of executive diapers, “Trump Dumps”, for the picky millionaire and billionaire, some of his family members and friends have reacted. Melania will no longer sleep with him. “He smells like my villag…
Donald Trump hates when his diaper backs up and his shit spews out of his mouth instead of his asshole. So he has invented (or paid someone to invent for him) a new type of extra-absorbent diaper, which comes in all sizes, especially extra-large, for…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell surprised his BFF and part-time boyfriend Donald Johnny Trump with a very appropriate birthday gift. McConnell, who looks like a cross between a Galapagos turtle…
NEWS BRIEF Washington DC. The White House. In an apparent moment of rare confusion, President Trump challenged Senator Bob Corker to an IQ test, saying, "You're too short to be smarter than me." Corker responded, "Oh, go have your diaper cha...
Depends Adult Diapers (D.A.D), has announced it will be a major sponsor of the upcoming Desert Trip Concerts this November in Indio, CA. The featured artists at the two weekend shows include the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney and other ea...
London, England The Spice Girls announced yet ANOTHER reunion of the band. This time, the reason is purely economic, as were the last eight reunions. The prematurely old Girl Power band are clearly not "girls" anymore. Years of hard living and par...
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