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Funny story: The all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib

The all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib

Coming soon to an Arkansas foodery near you, the all-new Biblical restaurant “Adam’s Rib.” D’you like ribs slathered in hickory-smoked chipotle honey-garlic sauce? Wooooo-doggy, I bet you do! I bet Jesus loved his ribs too! And Noah and Snakeb…

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Funny story: The Lost Dead Sea Scroll of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

The Lost Dead Sea Scroll of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

A new Dead Sea Scroll has just been discovered, and it’s a doozy! No one can ever know who wrote all those scrolls, but this one seems to have been written by a comedian. It comprises only the beginning of the Book of Genesis, focusing heavily…

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Funny story: Adam & Eve Bashed in Birthday Suits

Adam & Eve Bashed in Birthday Suits

A new soft rock group, comprised of a husband and wife (they got the paperwork; they’re legally married, and it’s not Adam and Steve, okay? So many hoops to jump through just to play some damn music!) are on a world tour right now, but they’re not ge…

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Funny story: 'Adam and Eve were Jewish' - New Book by Rev. Rotundus Boypincher

'Adam and Eve were Jewish' - New Book by Rev. Rotundus Boypincher

This is Basil Blathering - I am so excited to write a great article on The Right Reverend Rotundus Boypincher and his exciting new Book. Who could have know that Adam and Eve were Jewish? It never occurred to me. My Church Ladies will gos…

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Funny story: Food For Thought Magazine Reports That An Avocado and Not An Apple Was Eaten By Eve of Adam and Eve Fame

Food For Thought Magazine Reports That An Avocado and Not An Apple Was Eaten By Eve of Adam and Eve Fame

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - An article that appeared in Food For Thought Magazine describes that the avocado has actually been around longer than any other fruit; including the infamous apple of Adam and Eve fame. FFTM author Paloma Sonoma, di…

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Funny story: Two Minute Movie Plot - End of Earth, and Adam and Steve

Two Minute Movie Plot - End of Earth, and Adam and Steve

Corporate Pollution kills everything on Earth that Global Warming doesn't get. The last two people on Earth are Adam and Steve, who work in a Salt Mine. The Mine Robots find frozen embryos, with surgical equipment. Adam and Steve flip a coin to…

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Funny story: Marjorie is a Man’s Woman, According to a McRib Sandwich

Marjorie is a Man’s Woman, According to a McRib Sandwich

Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives. To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embrac…

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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Can Be Used To Determine Gender

BILLINGSGATE POST: Thank God for President Trump! In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that sex organs can be used to determine one’s gender. While conventional sex theories, held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's inter-joinin…

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Funny story: Trump Will Let Evangelicals Take Over the Education Department

Trump Will Let Evangelicals Take Over the Education Department

Mar-A-Lago, FL In a move that surprised no one, President Donald Trump has decided to go for the evangelical vote in a big way, by allowing evangelicals to decide what the school curriculums will include, and what schools will be allowed to teach acr...

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Funny story: Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

Erotica: How to Know It When You See It

According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...

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Funny story: The Apple Inc. Logo; Who Bit into the Apple?

The Apple Inc. Logo; Who Bit into the Apple?

It's a whodunnit like no other. Most agree that the two likeliest suspects are the first couple. No, not Barack and Michelle. The real first couple -- Adam and Eve, first residents of the Garden of Eden. But neither one will own up to the deed.

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Funny story: Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

Adam & Eve: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!"

In a satellite news conference from an unknown location, Adam & Eve held a press conference late this afternoon. The broadcast was deemed authentic by NASA. The world was startled as the broadcast was in all of the known languages. The picture was bright and clear as Adam spoke first. Adam: "How, for God's sake, were we supposed to fucking know!" It's time, however, for you to know and p...

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Funny story: Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

It is a source of great consternation to many Christians that the Bible, their holiest book, is more of a holey book. Now moves are afoot to correct some of the self contradictions and factual inaccuracies that riddle the tome. "The problems start...

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Funny story: Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden

Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden

Adam and Eve have taked God to small claims court. The pair contend that our Heavenly Father never returned their security deposit when he evicted them from Eden for eating from his fruit tree. "That's six hundred big ones that he kept and didn't...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...

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Funny story: Eve's twat flap found in Sinaii Dessert

Eve's twat flap found in Sinaii Dessert

A twat flap thought to have once belonged to Eve, the first woman on the world, has been found in the Sinaii Desert. Teenager Callum D'Asbo almost tripped over the small green leaf and thought nothing of it until his Dad Terry spotted a small hai...

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Funny story: Biblical Archaeologists Find Fig Leaf!

Biblical Archaeologists Find Fig Leaf!

Though there is no proof of primogeniture, and all searches for a so-called Garden of Eden have turned up nothing, biblical archaeologists from the Church of JC of the Golden Shovel claim to have discovered a matching pair of fig leaves right in the...

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