Julian Assange and Nigel Farage
Just the two of them, no entourage.
A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning,
Unexpected, rushed, without warning.
Secrets shared in breathless whispers,
Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears.
Half -spoken words, a pat on the back
Subtle handshake, a knowing smile.
Good old Nigel, a faithful mate.
He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...
Independent observers declared today that the Con-Dem government spending review was the equivalent of political suicide for the coalition government.
As analysts revealed that the true purpose of the spending review was to get people off welfare,...
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