Chris Rock will not do another Oscars. Will Smith has scarred him for life, and now Chris hides in a closet in his mansion with a knife poised, sweating, eyes darting left and right, twitching with fear at every creak of the house. Look what you did…
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Science announced in a statement on Thursday that Will Smith will receive punitive and disciplinary actions in the form of Oscar hosting duties next year, for slapping Chris Rock on the Oscars stage earlier th…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - According to BuzzFuzz, the night of the Oscars, after Will "The Human Douche Bag" ambushed Chris Rock, Amy Schumer said that she and co-host Wanda Sykes talked about confronting Will Smith and beating the fucking daylights…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has just broken the story that Will "Butt Hurt" Smith has just gotten his arrogant, egotistical ass banned from ever attending the Oscars celebration again. Smith, when reached at his favorite West Ho…
Although things have been happening in the world, Laurence Fox strangely hasn't put his viewpoint about it. With Oscar night violence, a threatened world war, human atrocities across the globe Detective Hathaway from Lewis has not been raising his…
LOS ANGELES, CA - The Academy has announced it will investigate the Oscars incident involving Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. Former FBI Director and head of Donald Trump’s Russia investigation, Robert Mueller will serve as special counsel to oversee…
Despite not making a good movie since the early Bush Administration, Martin DiBergi has a new movie on the horizon. Don’t worry, you won’t remember it in five days, let alone in five years. Because it’s the only way these people can get publicity for…
LOS ANGELES – (Entertainment Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that due to the lowest ratings in television award show history, the once-proud Oscars show will never be televised again. Academy Awards spokesperson, Kitty Kippadoddle,…
The news that nine actors of color earned Academy Award nominations on Monday, setting an Oscar record for diversity in those categories, has one single mother-of-four jumping with joy. Hardworking Sylvia Jackson, 35, of Cypress Hills, Illinois, s…
HOLLYWOOD – The 92nd Academy Awards Show was held at the Dolby Theater, and it seemed like a Democratic Rally, as nearly everyone in the building was without a doubt anti-Trump. One elderly gentleman who showed up with a red MAGA cap was asked to...
It's the Oscars again, and wow what a ceremony! There was no single host this year, so each award was handed out by a different celebrity. This means that there is a much higher chance that at least one of them will be accused of indecent assault in...
"Gone With The Wind" won for Best Picture that year. Supposedly. But who knows, say the Munchkins. The recent error in the announcement of Best Picture in the 2017 race is the catalyst for the action of the little people, who have commented, "Hey, mi...
Hollywood - Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel, Actor Matt Damon and ABC network management have located at least 4 more people who either have never heard of their tongue-in-cheek feud/bromance (which they have played up for years on Kimmel's "J...
Sunday, January 29, 2017 -- In a barrage of early-morning tweets, President Donald J. Trump has revealed his plan to pay for his proposed wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. The tweets were as colorful as ever, but displayed a new sense of discipline.
Hollywood, CA - After being called "over-rated" by Donald Trump, Meryl Streep will return all her acting awards and will quit acting altogether. Streep will return her 3 Academy Awards (after 19 nominations), her 8 Golden Globes (after 30 nominati...
After Donald Trump was embarrassed into giving a Purple Heart back to the veteran who earned it, Clint Eastwood offered up one of his four Oscars to The Donald. Speaking at a Trump rally in Denver, Clint Eastwood gave Donald Trump the academy awar...
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