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Due To Biting The Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop "American" From Name

Funny story: Due To Biting The Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop "American" From Name

Due to the corporation American International Group even THINKING about suing the U.S. Government after getting bailed out by every taxpayer in the country the government has responded by demanding that the company drop the "American" part of their name. Ex AIG CEO Maurice Greenberg wanted to join in a joint lawsuit against the government stating that the details of the bailout deprived sharehold...

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GOP Insider: Lloyd Blankfein Will NOT Be Secretary of the Treasury

Funny story: GOP Insider: Lloyd Blankfein Will NOT Be Secretary of the Treasury

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has disclosed to an anonymous source that he probably will not appoint Lloyd Blankfein to the office of Secretary of the Treasury. Blankfein is CEO of Goldman Sachs, one of the nation's most distinguished financial...

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AIG Bonus Money to be Diverted to Congress

Funny story: AIG Bonus Money to be Diverted to Congress

The United States Congress has announced that the millions in AIG bonus money that they had returned from AIG executives will be sent to Washington. The money will be evenly split between the 435 Representatives and 100 Senators as a bonus for their...

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Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

Funny story: Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout bonuses would be drafted as...

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Hoodwinked A.I.G. Bonus

Funny story: Hoodwinked A.I.G. Bonus

A.I.G. executives received bonuses after threatening the nation's economy. Hello? Even the Queen of Hearts must be scratching her head. Since when is incompetence rewarded with a bonus? Short answer: When the incompetents guard the hen house, the pig...

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AIG Must Change Its Name To Get Bailout Money

Funny story: AIG Must Change Its Name To Get Bailout Money

One of the mandates of the new bailout to insurance company AIG is that they must change their name to something more appropriate. Their original title - American Insurance Group - suggests that they are patriotic and believe in the principals th...

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Mysterious Black Hole Named AIG Appears In U.S.

Funny story: Mysterious Black Hole Named AIG Appears In U.S.

Scientists have discovered that black holes, those mysterious, dark spots in the universe that suck everything around them into themselves, have been discovered closer to the earth than suspected. One particularly dangerous one called AIG has been...

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Manchester United Told To Repay AIG Debt - Will Leave Them Bankrupt

Funny story: Manchester United Told To Repay AIG Debt - Will Leave Them Bankrupt

British Soccer Champions Manchester United have been told to return any sponsorship money received from insurance group AIG, the clubs shirt sponsors, which will leave the team bankrupt. AIG, it is alleged, paid the club over $1 Billion in sponsor...

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US Bailout Check to AIG Bounces

Funny story: US Bailout Check to AIG Bounces

Officials inside the Obama Administration have privately confirmed that the $170bn bailout check issued by the US government to AIG has been returned for insufficient funds. A rueful and embarrassed President Barack Obama acknowledged that, due t...

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The Government Wants Those Bonuses Back

Funny story: The Government Wants Those Bonuses Back

The House of Representatives has voted to create a new bonus tax band of 90% which will apply to all bonuses at companies that start with A and end in IG. Additionally, once someone has paid tax at the new rate, they will continue to pay tax at that...

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AIG Wins Biggest Loser

Funny story: AIG Wins Biggest Loser

US and Global corporations have been competing in the multi network scary reality show, The Biggest Loser. In the early showing the Americant auto industry seemed to be the certain favorite as they lost trunk loads of dough and still refused to cease...

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Coin Collector Controls AIG

Funny story: Coin Collector Controls AIG

In a move that has sent ripples throughout the financial community, insurance giant AIG has been purchased by a retired coin collector from Pittsburg. Using a large collection of mint condition Gold Rush era minted coins, Bob Durham bought a controll...

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AIG Seen Leaving Supermarket with "Pockets Stuffed with Licorice"

Funny story: AIG Seen Leaving Supermarket with "Pockets Stuffed with Licorice"

President Bush was reportedly furious at investment giant AIG when he got a report that it was seen leaving a local supermarket with a pocket full of candy and a brand new video game. "We don't provide bailout money for companies to waste it.

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Bacteria Attack Executives

Funny story: Bacteria Attack Executives

FORT KMOCKS, KY - UDDATE 1 - Scientists discovered bacteria that are solely attacking executives of large corporations. Strangely, these bacteria select those who have already quit their job, who worked for companies which have lead to losing bi...

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AIG gets an additional 37.8 billion to cover bar tab

Funny story: AIG gets an additional 37.8 billion to cover bar tab

New York, New York - The Federal Reserve of New York just extended an additional 37.8 billion dollar line of credit to the financially troubled AIG, after it was initially lent 85 billion dollars just weeks ago. The NY Fed deemed the additional 3...

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AIG has name changed to "BIG" like in "Sex in the City" Mr. Big

Washington, DC - With the full backing of the Fed -- that is the solvency of the nation's backbone: The American taxpayer -- AIG announced today that it changed its name to [Mr.] BIG. So to appeal to the latest report designed to continue to feed and...

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David Beckham buys AIG

Funny story: David Beckham buys AIG

A beaming David Beckham announced that he had bought the insurance company AIG. "I thought that it was about time my kids learned the value of money," said David. "Besides, it'll give them something to play with." Victoria Beckham was visibly...

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Fed takeover of AIG ensures U.S. taxpayers are now self-insured. So watch yourself!

Washington, DC - Try avoiding a car accident or having to file a homeowners insurance claim. Or any claim altogether for that matter, even at all personal cost to yourself or especially that of your family. As now, after the Fed takeover of AIG (the...

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