Phoenix AZ: Al the Donut Maker, a tireless worker for the Senator John McCain for President Republican Campaign in 2008, has retired. Al plans to live comfortably here, even though he is not rich enough to qualify for a tax on the wealthy. At his...
In the balloon-filled finale of the 2008 Republican Convention, presidential candidate McCain delivered a mildly stirring acceptance speech to a mostly white, well-heeled audience while using Obama's notes and repeating many of Obama's promises, thou...
71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...
Washington, DC - The Republican National Committee launched its "Fear We Can Believe In" campaign today, in support of long-time Senator John Sidney McCain III's quest to replace George W Bush.
(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...
Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has received a $1000 campaign contribution from a known albino sex addict and says he plans to return "every red-eyed cent." Charles Mugsby, owner of the lurid, adults-only site WhiteRide.com ex...
WASHINGTON, DC -- Republican Senator and 2008 presidential candidate Sam Brownback sent shock waves throughout the nation with comments in a recent interview on CNN describing his, at best, lukewarm affection for the United States.
The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.
The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...
Rudy Giuliani released the criminal justice plank of his campaign platform today. Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor, was known for being tough on crime as Mayor of New York City. He pioneered the zero tolerance approach...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - In The Pew Forum , Eve Conant writes, in the article In Search of a Political Savior,...
Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.
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